All transcriptions of WhitePal conversations accurately reflect actual conversations between me and people who do their best to tolerate having to explain things to me.
INT. OFFICE – THE OREO EXPERIENCE’S DESK – DAY
WHITEPAL, 20s, giggles as she finishes a conversation with TOE.
TOE: Awww, he sounds fun!
WP: Yeah, he’s a cool guy.
TOE: And he’s a real basketball player? Like he’s famous?
WP: Yeah, people know who he is.
TOE: Cool! When are you seeing him again?
WP: He asked if he could see me after the game tonight. I told him I would, but only if he got a Triple Double.
TOE: …. Is that something on In N Out’s secret menu?
Everything's a little better animal style.
(source)
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Still not totally sure what a triple double is, so if someone could enlighten me, that’d be baller! (That use of a basketball-derived slang word’s gotta count for something, right?)
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And the above is so not the only time I’ve had to reach for an urban dictionary….
There was the time me and a WP disagreed over what a toaster was.
And the time we talked politics.
The night we dished about going to karaoke.
That embarrassing experience at an engagement party.
And something about hair products.
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The Oreo Experience 
A triple double is a double digit number in one of 5 categories: points, rebounds, assists, steals. So it would be like 21 points, 12 rebounds, 10 assists.
At least it’s not baseball. They count everything.
It’s 3 of 5 categories, and the fifth category is blocks. But other than than, what Brad said.
You’re right. I forgot to include blocks.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“WP: He asked if he could see me after the game tonight. I told him I would, but only if he got a Triple Double.
TOE: …. Is that something on In N Out’s secret menu?”
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A nice Triple-Double DOES sound good right about now.
Ummm… do you know what a “Hat-Trick” is?