Not sure that the newest member of my blanchetourage appreciates exactly what he has in this Oreo! (my apologies in advance for what is, apparently, a bootie pop)
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A little set of rhymes to keep Oreos on their best behaviour.
G is for Gallup
A survey we hate
Why do they look so confused
When we check the box for our race?
Just because we cross out “–ther” and scrawl in “–reo” is no reason for them to get snippy
(source)
H is for Horse
Like you probably thought I would say
Everyone who loves ’em
Throw your hands up and say “HAY!”
Don’t look at me like that, it wasn’t that bad.
Plus you love hay. So whatever.
(source)
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A little set of rhymes to keep Oreos on their best behaviour.
F is for Fresh Prince
Well, not the Prince – he’s no fun
We only watch the show
To take notes from Carlton
You had me at bowtie. You kept me at sweater vest.
(source)
Other banned Oreo shows (unless good cause can be shown for their viewing) include: The Cosby Show–any variation, A Different World, Scandal, Chappelle Show, Roots, The Wire, Treme, Real Housewives of Atlanta, anything starring Jack Black, Michael Ian Black, Rebecca Black, the Black Adder (to avoid even having to say or see the word) Kortney and Kim Take New York, Two and a Half Men, Presidential Debates (these few to avoid the blackness of the soul)
What are you watching this season? Is it Oreo-approved? Let us know in the comments!
A little set of rhymes to keep Oreos on their best behaviour.
E is for Equality
For which Oreos do not fight
We don’t need people to like Blacks
We just really want to be White
Sure it does. If not, I am going to have to re-do like every facebook argument.
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Look, getting everyone to get up to speed on the fact that we all live in one world and we all really need to respect each other is a battle that has been going on since time immemorial. And it is exhausting! Lose historical baggage and get more sleep by simply finding skin bleaching products and people to go to the opera with instead!
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