WHITEPAL and OREOWRITER drive on two different stretches of highway, chatting via Bluetooth. STATIC can be heard on both ends of the line. Both strain to hear the other.
WP: …I don’t know. I think I sound like a wigger in your blog.
OW: You may have a way with words, not unlike Daniel Webster, but you’re no elitist.
WP: …What?!
OW: You’re no elitist. Definitely not a Whig.
WP: Really? A Whig Party reference?
OW: I could hardly hear you…Now it’s clear…Is “whig” not what you said?
WP: No. I said “wigger.”
OW: Ohhhhh, right…(pause)..wait…like the porch furniture?
The Oreo Experience 
I can categorically attest that your transcripts of our conversations are accurate.
As a side note, the Bluetooth headset trend was started by self-important white business types, and then adopted by Suge Knight-esque black guys in hip hop clubs who wear them even while grindin’ on the surrounding fly honeys.
While this shows an aspect of the O-revolution in a mainstream setting, I’m not sure if this pushes the Oreo Movement closer or further away from it’s lofty goal. I just thought it necessary to call to light.
Also…… Word.
just stop wishing to be white, because you look like a f***** retard. you will never be white bitch. you trying to look like a barbie doll but you look like a chew toy for a dogs. no real white man would be with you you for f****** naive wake up