WhitePal: (singing, soflty) …there’s blood all over my toaster..
OreoWriter: Well, you are making English muffins all wrong, then.
OW: I’m sorry, was it that pumpernickel? It was pretty dry.
WP: Was what what?
OW: Why are you bleeding on your toaster?
WP: It’s from a song, it’s not a toaster…it’s a “toaster.” C’mon, I bet even you can get this. What do you think a toaster is slang for?
OW: Well, if it follows the logic of cockney rhyming slang–
WP: Of course it doesn’t.
OW: Okay…toaster…I don’t…
WP: C’mon, stay with me. Something powerful….intimidating….strong…
OW: The climax of Spring Awakening!
WP: That doesn’t even make sense. How could you even get blood on that?
OW: You’ve obviously never seen the climax of Spring Awakening. Now that, is a toaster!
And in case you want to hear the horrible, horrible song on which this conversation was predicated. You can let your ears bleed out by clicking here.