Oreola (or-ee-ohl-uh) – n. The area around an Oreo. A small, specialized location that many are drawn to for its ability to lighten one’s mood and provide safety and comfort.
The Oreo itself may be dark, but the area around it is filled with the whitness radiating from within
(thanks, CM)
White Lie – (n) A minor, polite or harmless fib necessary to conceal a small lack of intimate knowledge of the preferred society. For example, an Oreo saying that s/he enjoyed the “performance” at Belcourt Castle instead of regaling listeners with details of the Dracula Ballet.
Blacklist – 1) noun – a list of former Oreos who have lost their standing in the Oreo community and are to be punished, boycotted and left of the Regatta invitation list. 2) verb – the act of putting an Oreo on a blacklist.
Minoritease – noun – a) any act committed by a person of color feigning interest in the Oreo lifestyle. For example, Sean Combs hosting a “white party.” b) Any act committed by an Oreo with the intent to gain safe passage or other favor with members of the of color community.
Lightening Storm – Any sudden flurry of activities that pushes the Oreo closer to their personal anglo-tastic goals. For example, a breakfast frittata followed by sailing lessons, shopping at REI, and watching Nova before attending a Mannheim Steamroller concert.
TPSD – Acronym that stands for “Tyler Perry Stress Disorder” and describes the condition that occurs when an Oreo is exposed to certain ethnic programming. Like PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), TPSD can cause sleeplessness, depression and an inability to experience positive feelings such as love or happiness.
Any speech given by an Oreo that includes subjects such as kayaking, Flemmish, cat shows or graduate degrees. Basically, any set of spoken words that describes events, happenings or habits that an RBP would have little to no knowledge of.
