Oreola (or-ee-ohl-uh) – n. The area around an Oreo. A small, specialized location that many are drawn to for its ability to lighten one’s mood and provide safety and comfort.
(thanks, CM)
Oreola (or-ee-ohl-uh) – n. The area around an Oreo. A small, specialized location that many are drawn to for its ability to lighten one’s mood and provide safety and comfort.
(thanks, CM)
Minoritease – noun – a) any act committed by a person of color feigning interest in the Oreo lifestyle. For example, Sean Combs hosting a “white party.” b) Any act committed by an Oreo with the intent to gain safe passage or other favor with members of the of color community.
TPSD – Acronym that stands for “Tyler Perry Stress Disorder” and describes the condition that occurs when an Oreo is exposed to certain ethnic programming. Like PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), TPSD can cause sleeplessness, depression and an inability to experience positive feelings such as love or happiness.
Any speech given by an Oreo that includes subjects such as kayaking, Flemmish, cat shows or graduate degrees. Basically, any set of spoken words that describes events, happenings or habits that an RBP would have little to no knowledge of.
RBP – Acronym that stands for “regular black person/people,” as in the other of colors that Oreos must limit contact with. While RBP may be fine on their own, en masse, they send the wrong idea to the world about the company we keep.
Whoreo (hoar-ee-oh) – The Oreo who, like a desperate intern or struggling actress, tries to sleep his or her way to the top of the Oreo chain by simply seducing the fairer folks. When whoreoing doesn’t work, it’s time to find a Plan B.
Blanche-tourage (blahnch-too-rahzh): The necessary group of white people an Oreo surrounds her/himself with to maintain culture, perspective and quiche recipes.
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