The kind of invitation I’d been waiting for finally came. Embossed envelope withe the kind of wax seal I haven’t seen since my last Renaissance Festival. I was expecting to be asked to any number of red carpet events where I could rub sunburned elbows with the kind of people it does me good to be seen with.
Then I opened the envelope.
Such a tease you are, life, such a tease.
They are honoring The Blind Side, though. So, maybe they’re more Oreo-tastic than I thought.