Guys: More evidence that being an Oreo is not only socially expedient, but healthy as well!
You know how RBP guys like to wear their jeans all baggy and low? Well, doing that can kill!
Clyde Haberman wrote about the lack of safety in saggy slacks in his New York Times column. Haberman says:
Hector Quinones didn’t amount to much in life, but he managed in death to make a powerful fashion statement. The statement boiled down to this: Don’t be a jerk like me.
Not nearly enough people seem to be taking his lesson to heart.
Back in December, Mr. Quinones killed three men in an apartment on the Upper West Side, a bloodbath described by the police as drug-related. Mr. Quinones was intent on shooting more people, they said, only he was forced to flee. He ran to the fire escape. But the low-slung pants he was wearing fell down, the police said. He tripped over them, took a tumble and landed with a thud in the building’s backyard.
There you had it: death by trousers.
So gents, head on over to your neighborhood Urban Outfitters or Hot Topic and pick up a pair toute de suite! Don’t worry about that numb/tingling feeling in your nether regions when you shoehorn yourself in to the right pair. That just means they’re working!