I apologize. I am abject. I throw myself on the mercy of the court.
I would never have cooked it if a dear friend hadn’t asked. And I would never have eaten it if it wasn’t
so amazeballs delicious… I mean… close to my face… I mean …the only way I could have saved those orphans. Yes! That was it! It was the only way! I swear!
I asked myself after eating if I felt more black. I replied to myself that no, I did not. I only felt ashamed…which is basically the same thing.
There are, however, some times when it’s okay to eat of the chicken… and sometimes I get it right…ish