Welcome to The Minority Report – a super quick movie review…about movies that may or may not have come out recently.
(I know, I know, but I LOVE terrible disaster movies–Twister, The Core – I heart you!)
So, back to 2012–WTF?? Black president AND a black super scientist who’s in charge of saving the world and the white family is the one that’s all messed up, dysfunctional with the quippy sassy lines?? Roland, what were you thnking?
If it wasn’t a wonderfully terrible disaster movie, I’d have to take this off the Oreo-approved list. Though, the galacially slow pacing for the first 45 minutes with the totally-rammed-in-there character beats might take it off the list anyway.
But how can you hate a movie where the continents roll around the globe like they’re on a SlipNSlide??
But be careful, Roland. The casting shows a healthy respect for folks of color. And that shot of Africa being the center of the world (again)? If that catches on, everyone will want to be an Oreo, and that will make me, by default an RBP.
You’re treading on thin ice. Thin, made-that-way-by-global-warming-and-Mayan-prophecy ice.