outkast

Int. Valley Apartment – Afternoon

White Pal (WP) comes over for lunch. Starts SNEEZING immediately.

OreoWriter (OW) picks up her CAT and puts it in the bedroom.

OW: I’m sorry, is it the cat?

WP: No, I think I’m allergic to Hawaiian Silky.

OW: Oh…Um..What’s that?

WP: It was supposed to be a joke. It’s a weave brand.

OW: How do you know that?

WP: It’s in an Outcast song.

OW: Oh…what’s Outcast?

WP: There’s a “K” in it.

OW: Right…of kourse.