The Company You Keep

It’s no secret that the company you keep has a tremendous effect on who you are, how people perceive you and to what heights you will ultimately climb. As an Oreo you have a special obligation to make sure that you are spending time in the whitest climates possible. This will allow you to network professionally, keep up on current trends and and learn a few choice phrases for those of your ilk not savvy enough to learn to like badminton.

Use the chart below to see if you are safe where you are or if you need to hop in your Smart Car and get to a knitting circle post haste.