“She’s Not a Racist”

This guy sets the bar pretty high for Oreos. He’s got it all working together–the classy job, the nice, but conservative suit, those neat, invisible-rimmed glasses, newspapers in front of him, opinions on current political affairs, an all-American sounding accent…and the ability to clench his jaw tighter than a virgin on prom night and still be polite.



  1. “I’m not a racist. I’m an older woman who immediately veers off topic and employs anachronistic terms for minorities.”
    “Thanks for your call anyway, Mrs. Craycray.”

  2. If the caller hadn’t been from Florida I would’ve wondered if she was my grandmother. Whew, dodged that bullet.

    And yeah, that anchor did a bang up job at not reacting to that. Impressive.

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