This guy sets the bar pretty high for Oreos. He’s got it all working together–the classy job, the nice, but conservative suit, those neat, invisible-rimmed glasses, newspapers in front of him, opinions on current political affairs, an all-American sounding accent…and the ability to clench his jaw tighter than a virgin on prom night and still be polite.
The Oreo Experience 
“I’m not a racist. I’m an older woman who immediately veers off topic and employs anachronistic terms for minorities.”
“Thanks for your call anyway, Mrs. Craycray.”
If the caller hadn’t been from Florida I would’ve wondered if she was my grandmother. Whew, dodged that bullet.
And yeah, that anchor did a bang up job at not reacting to that. Impressive.
Welfare and free maeecine is not just for black people but for everybody!