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It's just like coach, amiright!! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/slaves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slaves</image:title><image:caption>Not fat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/giphy-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tenor.gif</image:loc><image:title>tenor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/got_joffrey_approves.gif</image:loc><image:title>GoT_joffrey_approves</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-09T08:47:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2017/07/25/exclusive-other-shows-hbo-considered-before-deciding-on-confederate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/confederate-leak1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confederate Leak</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/confederate-leak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confederate Leak</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-25-at-8-01-07-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-07-25 at 8.01.07 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T17:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2017/07/07/carl-knows-casting-a-short-play-by-the-oreo-experience/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-12T21:03:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2017/06/28/matthewgetsdreadlocksoneactplay/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-26T03:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2017/06/06/fly-too-close-to-the-sun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/67833682.jpg</image:loc><image:title>67833682</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/rita2_02bg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rita2_02bg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tenor.gif</image:loc><image:title>tenor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tumblr_o4xfofv1au1u8eo0po1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_o4xfofV1aU1u8eo0po1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-26T03:04:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2017/04/19/at-least-5-reasons-i-should-have-a-small-but-definitely-on-camera-role-in-the-downton-abbey-movie-an-open-letter-to-julian-fellowes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tumblr_inline_nzxs02r8oq1rpwofs_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_nzxs02r8OQ1rpwofs_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bgbd-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BGBD Poster</image:title><image:caption>For real, your Lordship. Let's do this! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-06T21:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/09/diary-of-a-mad-whitish-black-woman-ash-wednesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/9_funny_jesus_thumbs_up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9_funny_jesus_thumbs_up</image:title><image:caption>Who doesn't need a thumbs up every now and then. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dibley_071211093205056_wideweb__300x37511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dibley_071211093205056_wideweb__300x375,1[1]</image:title><image:caption>And the Vicar of Dibley worked in one. How bad could they be?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/giraffe_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giraffe_full</image:title><image:caption>Seriously! Best. Animals. Ever! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lenten_ashes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lenten_ashes</image:title><image:caption>Can we not get these in white or something? 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But that doesn't mean I don't empathize.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/h0027-l10014337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>h0027-l10014337</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-14T00:22:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2017/01/10/diary-of-a-mad-black-white-woman-hair-quiz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/1427736546853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1427736546853</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/raw1.gif</image:loc><image:title>raw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/raw.gif</image:loc><image:title>raw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/la-et-golden-globes-taraji-p-henson-dedicates-her-win-to-the-haters-20160110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la-et-golden-globes-taraji-p-henson-dedicates-her-win-to-the-haters-20160110</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/octavia-spencer-before-and-after-at-the-2012-golden-globe-awards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octavia-spencer-before-and-after-at-the-2012-golden-globe-awards</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/viola-davis-golden-globes-2017-1483927956.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rihanna-close-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rihanna-close-up</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-12-12-11.png</image:loc><image:title>screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-12-12-11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-20T11:06:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/10/28/an-faq-for-wearing-blackface-on-halloween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_myuxwsrbiv1rzik3go1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_myuxwsrbiv1rzik3go1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/547d5788673e89a5b2a3b739c7fa8191.gif</image:loc><image:title>547d5788673e89a5b2a3b739c7fa8191</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_lswzmxcs7r1r4zdclo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lswzmxcs7r1r4zdclo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/raw.gif</image:loc><image:title>raw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/enhanced-buzz-32106-1378473838-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-buzz-32106-1378473838-7</image:title><image:caption>A: Sexy Balderdash or nothing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-09T22:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/09/26/wrong-idea-woman/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-28T02:58:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/08/18/mea-culpa-bed-bath-and-beyond-lady-mea-culpa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hugging.gif</image:loc><image:title>hugging</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_m9muf0lvca1re7pqoo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m9muf0lVca1re7pqoo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoodlegif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Zoodlegif</image:title><image:caption>Equally as good as bread. Equally as good as bread. Equally as good as bread. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/shit_kings_speech.gif</image:loc><image:title>shit_kings_speech</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/121195-littlefinger-cheers-gif-imgur-uknt.gif</image:loc><image:title>121195-Littlefinger-cheers-gif-Imgur-uKnT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-26T23:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/07/18/how-to-cry-at-work-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lady-mary-4.gif</image:loc><image:title>Lady Mary 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cat-bee-stings-104__605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat-bee-stings-104__605</image:title><image:caption>Yup, just something I ate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/giphy-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mti4odm2mzywoda2mtk5mjy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MTI4ODM2MzYwODA2MTk5MjY2</image:title><image:caption>What is Reese Witherspoon thinking in this windy day? Could be anything, really. What a fun mystery! 
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/alexander_roslin_-_the_lady_with_the_veil_the_artists_wife_-_google_art_project.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexander_Roslin_-_The_Lady_with_the_Veil_(the_Artist's_Wife)_-_Google_Art_Project</image:title><image:caption>Look how smart and not uncomfortable she looks. The fan's a nice addition, too.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/how-long-do-these-embraces-usually-last-easy-a-emma-stone.gif</image:loc><image:title>how-long-do-these-embraces-usually-last-easy-a-emma-stone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tumblr_mt44hclyei1sgl0ajo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mt44hcLYei1sgl0ajo1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-20T00:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/07/07/this-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/6-217936.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6.217936</image:title><image:caption>#myspiritanimal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tumblr_npsomgywwl1stkhy4o1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_npsomgYwwl1stkhy4o1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-08T03:59:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/06/30/red-crossed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/redcross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redcross</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-01T02:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/06/19/5-thoughts-on-orlando/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-21T05:49:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2016/06/09/a-matter-of-tactical-practical-brilliance-or-how-to-listen-to-hamilton-as-an-oreo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/realpicture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realpicture</image:title><image:caption>It was a special time, Adam, but you know the rules. One and done. We can no longer speak of that glorious day. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/alexander_hamilton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexander_Hamilton</image:title><image:caption>"What? You've never had a pickleback? Ugh. Yea, it's small batch craft beer followed by a shot of homemade dill brine. Which you have, right?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ag_605x329c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AG_605x329c</image:title><image:caption>I would enter every room like this if I could.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jan14_broadway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jan14_Broadway</image:title><image:caption>A Chorus Line
Touring Company
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Not gonna say it worked for me...not gonna say it didn't. 

(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T16:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/09/16/what-will-happen-when-you-hire-a-diverse-staff-a-primer-for-matt-damon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/o-matt-damon-effie-brown-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-MATT-DAMON-EFFIE-BROWN-facebook</image:title><image:caption>Truly, how dare she try to blacktalk during this very generous piece of whitesplaining. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/arthur-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arthur-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/theitalianjob10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theitalianjob10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/selma_21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SELMA</image:title><image:caption>Left to right: David Oyelowo plays Martin Luther King, Jr. and Carmen Ejogo plays Coretta Scott King in SELMA, from Paramount Pictures and Pathé.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-16T21:32:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/03/24/hello-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/oreo-exp-postcard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oreo-exp-postcard</image:title><image:caption>Find out more at www.TheOreoExperienceShow.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lrs_89792.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8979</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lrs_89791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8979</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lrs_8979.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8979</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cute-tennis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute tennis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-27T13:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/09/04/i-might-actually-stand-with-kim-davis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/360015c6-ab1a-47db-b441-8808bd9b5d77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>360015c6-ab1a-47db-b441-8808bd9b5d77</image:title><image:caption>Kim Davis: Hero, a handy hashtag...or something more??</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-16T16:00:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/08/11/is-there-room-for-both-of-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/yes_of_course.gif</image:loc><image:title>Yes_of_course</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_inline_nkc74soy8q1ss27h41.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_nkc74sOY8q1ss27h4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_nhe0kbv2721tq4of6o1_500-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_nhe0kbv2721tq4of6o1_500-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/r9tpttb.gif</image:loc><image:title>r9TptTb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_inline_nkc74soy8q1ss27h4.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_nkc74sOY8q1ss27h4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-31T00:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/07/29/its-hard-to-pick-just-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_mrcu64vf3e1szf0s6o1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mrcu64VF3e1szf0s6o1_500</image:title><image:caption>It's a pretty good plan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/goodidea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodidea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oreo-exp-postcard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OREO EXP POSTCARD</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T15:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/06/18/lets-rethink-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/resize.png</image:loc><image:title>resize</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/boina.gif</image:loc><image:title>BoIna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cincinnati-cop-arrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cincinnati-cop-arrest</image:title><image:caption>I know you can do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poolparty2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poolparty2</image:title><image:caption>C'mon, you can do it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T16:07:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/06/08/were-all-terrible-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ramsay-bolton-game-of-thrones-38490031-500-200.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ramsay-Bolton-game-of-thrones-38490031-500-200</image:title><image:caption>Settle down. No one's talking to you right now, Ramsay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zqb-15191_1z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zqb-15191_1z</image:title><image:caption>For real, though I don't know how I survived all these years without these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mq1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mq1</image:title><image:caption>Settle down...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-09T00:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/04/30/how-to-talk-about-current-events-baltimore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/2001.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/200.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1978-3-tropicana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1978-3-tropicana</image:title><image:caption>Don't pull a Trop</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-04T14:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/04/23/i-think-she-likes-me/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-05T00:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/04/05/that-time-i-accidentally-joined-a-cult/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-09T12:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/03/26/the-best-quotes-from-that-deadline-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2002.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2001.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/200.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shondarhimes-deadline.png</image:loc><image:title>ShondaRhimes Deadline</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-06T02:37:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/03/19/quick-oreo-tip-always-volunteer-to-take-the-picture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/always-take-the-pic-xx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Always take the pic XX</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/blackface.png</image:loc><image:title>blackface</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed1.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-19T21:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/02/13/i-just-dont-look-like-michelle-obama-tho/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo-on-2-13-15-at-2-05-pm-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2-13-15 at 2.05 PM #2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/michelle-obama-cover-ftr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-obama-cover-ftr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T14:28:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2015/02/06/black-history-month-a-short-survival-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/12ae0622b7927cacc36cd24b50a7fbce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12ae0622b7927cacc36cd24b50a7fbce</image:title><image:caption>Slip one of these inside your Trapper Keeper and you were set! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2005.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title><image:caption>Discussing fencing is also an excellent way to change the topic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2004.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2003.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2002.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2001.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/200.gif</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title><image:caption>Plus, look how happy you look!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-06T02:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/11/05/if-you-cant-say-something-nice-make-this-face-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-5-14-at-2-31-pm-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-5-14 at 2.31 PM #3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-06T23:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/09/30/the-first-step-is-admitting-you-have-a-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tumblr_mb7zxfj1b91rukq44.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mb7zxfj1b91rukq44</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dr-who.gif</image:loc><image:title>Dr.-Who</image:title><image:caption>This isn't what it looks like, but it's sure how it feels.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-03T17:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/09/15/django-rechained-makeout-sesh-gets-messy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/django-unchained-actress-daniele-watts-sobs-after-being-handcuffed-by-la-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>django-unchained-actress-daniele-watts-sobs-after-being-handcuffed-by-la-police</image:title><image:caption>Answer carefully</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/djangounchaineddaniele.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DJANGO UNCHAINED</image:title><image:caption>Watts, in happier times.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-02T16:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/08/11/truth-or-dare/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-26T00:32:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/06/30/hobby-lobby-not-hateful-helpful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/337279_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>337279_1</image:title><image:caption>CheepCheepCheep! It's a birdsong! Describing what people think of you when you have sex, but no baby to show for it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/903096_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>903096_1</image:title><image:caption>Everything looks better by the glow of candlelight. Especially Scalia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/575100_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>575100_1</image:title><image:caption>Not sexy! Just like sex.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/116913.jpg</image:loc><image:title>116913</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T05:44:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/06/30/where-should-i-put-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/chi-restoration-hardware-catalog-20140611-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chi-restoration-hardware-catalog-20140611-002</image:title><image:caption>#blessed
(source(</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-30T21:29:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/06/11/sobbing-at-the-office-is-the-worst-3-tips-for-faking-your-way-through-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/prod3190056_e5364089_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prod3190056_E5364089_F</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful. Just like the tears you're hiding
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/katnisseverdeen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katnisseverdeen</image:title><image:caption>Just call me Katless Everdeen.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-12T05:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/06/20/what-not-to-say-when-everyone-in-the-room-shouts-the-n-word-then-suddenly-realizes-youre-also-in-the-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/funny_lazy_animals-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_lazy_animals-3</image:title><image:caption>What I probably look like when I workout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lolo-jones-american-olympian-and-runner-extraordinaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lolo jones american olympian and runner extraordinaire</image:title><image:caption>What I feel like when I work out</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T01:07:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/06/02/seeing-redskin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hm-photoshop-disaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hm-photoshop-disaster</image:title><image:caption>I said "bad" graphic design. Not "nightmarish."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T01:48:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/05/28/american-girl-gone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ap271622302558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AP271622302558</image:title><image:caption>There are worse things than wanting an uberwench looking doll. Like wanting this one. It breast feeds. On children.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/addymeet1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Addymeet1-2</image:title><image:caption>..oorrr, maybe there they're in all their gory detail. Yikes!  Well, that's a choice for a bedtime story</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/51j0ciutll-_sy300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51J0CI+utLL._SY300_</image:title><image:caption>12 Years a Slave would have been much more adorbs if this was Solomon Northrup
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/introchar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>introChar</image:title><image:caption>12 Years a Slave would have been much more adorbs if this was Solomon Northrup
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T04:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/09/4-ways-to-eat-chicken/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-17T22:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/03/27/oreo-faq/</loc><lastmod>2019-07-18T14:27:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/01/27/your-acceptable-black-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1250839951275_hz_myalibaba_web13_3363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1250839951275_hz_myalibaba_web13_3363</image:title><image:caption>The first step is admitting you have a problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/violet_dowager_countess_of_grantham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>violet_dowager_countess_of_grantham</image:title><image:caption>Bring it on, Violet!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-27T15:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2014/01/06/thats-not-an-apology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/161299-9c158558-7584-11e3-ae56-4ce697eaa265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>161299-9c158558-7584-11e3-ae56-4ce697eaa265</image:title><image:caption>Sad to see that Rafalca didn't make the holiday card</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/romney-family_wide-91abbb2b524d44bcbf4e9297356fb329214fb9e2-500x281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romney-family_wide-91abbb2b524d44bcbf4e9297356fb329214fb9e2-500x281</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T11:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/12/05/keep-up-appearances-and-your-distance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/audra-topic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Audra.topic</image:title><image:caption>Can I be her when I grow up?
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T02:18:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/06/10/a-girl-has-standards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/stop_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stop_sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/41_15_51-stop-sign_web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41_15_51---Stop-Sign_web</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cautiontape1.png</image:loc><image:title>Caution+Tape+1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/traffic-cones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Traffic Cones</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-01T22:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/11/27/diary-of-a-mad-black-white-woman-hail-to-the-chief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/578144_10102693147557587_2067752193_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>578144_10102693147557587_2067752193_n</image:title><image:caption>What, this? Oh, nothing. Just the leader of the free world hanging out where I have coffee everyday. nbd</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T01:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/11/21/oreo-sister-from-another-mister/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-15T14:20:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/11/12/race-reversal-acting-black-to-win-an-election/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dave-wilson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dave-wilson</image:title><image:caption>Black enough. 
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T22:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/09/19/heres-why-we-need-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/uob9l1-560x4201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE BLIND SIDE</image:title><image:caption>They're Watching...out for us! :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/uob9l1-560x420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE BLIND SIDE</image:title><image:caption>They're watching...out for us! :)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T05:17:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/11/04/diary-of-a-mad-black-white-woman-barneys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/belt23n-7-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belt23n-7-web</image:title><image:caption>And try not to buy something so black. That's just doubling down on a negative.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T22:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/10/25/you-cant-say-that-on-television-without-letting-me-know-to-tune-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mandvi-aasif-lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandvi-aasif-lg</image:title><image:caption>Aasif Mandvi - those eyes, that smirk, that ability to make people forget that their words are being broadcast to millions and that there are such things as "consequences" mmmmmmmm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/aasif-mandvi-photos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aasif-mandvi-photos</image:title><image:caption>Aasif Mandvi - those eyes, that smirk, that ability to make people forget that their words are being broadcast to millions and that there are such things as "consequences" mmmmmmmm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sujti-1-aust-156.png</image:loc><image:title>sUJTI-1.AuSt.156</image:title><image:caption>A voice of the people</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-13T02:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/04/14/diary-of-a-mad-black-white-woman-sweet-revenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/54232356_double_stuff_oreos_xlarge.png</image:loc><image:title>54232356_double_stuff_oreos_xlarge</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T00:21:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/10/14/vacation-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, there is a lighthouse in all of my vacation photos from where ever I go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chris-craft-barrel-back-low2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Craft barrel Back low2</image:title><image:caption>I don't care how many floaties you have to stuff in that hull. Do not let yourself get wet!
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T09:19:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/09/24/so-stereotypical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bsucuxucqaa7myb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BSUcuxuCQAA7MyB</image:title><image:caption>The spoils of my war</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T15:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/09/05/dos-and-donts-for-attending-yoga-and-other-racially-themed-events/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ku-xlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ku-xlarge</image:title><image:caption>Throwing gang signs--the authentic way to end Savasana 
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T19:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/16/dos-and-donts-for-throwing-a-blackface-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/clemson-university-ghetto-party-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clemson-university-ghetto-party-1</image:title><image:caption>Happy MLK Day, everyone! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/0130072clemson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0130072clemson1</image:title><image:caption>Just a reminder that these people were all making active choices. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/54081031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5408103</image:title><image:caption>C'est manifique, messieurs! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/5408103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5408103</image:title><image:caption>C'est manifique! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-24T04:20:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/09/03/lighten-up-getting-rid-of-those-tanlines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sun_sky_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sun_sky_1</image:title><image:caption>The sun: An Oreo's best frenemy
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T16:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/08/14/is-it-worth-the-frisk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/url1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/publicadvocate_race_chart1.png</image:loc><image:title>publicadvocate_race_chart1</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T02:09:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/08/13/rules-were-made-to-be-broken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/url.gif</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/david2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_lkgdbepwob1qa1xnko1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lkgdbePwoB1qa1xnko1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unicorn-gif-927e1a3f169320968fd8bcbaf9e53477.gif</image:loc><image:title>unicorn-gif-@927e1a3f169320968fd8bcbaf9e53477</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-14T20:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/08/05/wrong-idea-wedding-video/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-26T22:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/07/28/the-black-guys-i-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/35766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>35766</image:title><image:caption>Though if we do build an Ivory tower, can we use this pattern?
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/youngme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youngme</image:title><image:caption>We all go through dark times.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T02:24:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/11/looking-good-from-behind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/turtleneck_top_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turtleneck_Top_2</image:title><image:caption>The right clothes protect you from the elements...and from yourself. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T18:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/07/09/how-to-stay-safe/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-09T23:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/07/01/other-rejected-paula-deen-party-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/url2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>You CAN do it...for about 10 years before your staff finally wises up and reports you to the proper authorities.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/url1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>Bonus! The interns double as footrests! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>Turquoise and tears.  A perfect combo! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T15:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/06/25/3-fun-facts-about-the-poor-per-paul-ryan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/1987-honda-civic-wagon-wagovan-1-6i-16-third-generation-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1987 Honda Civic Wagon Wagovan 1.6i-16 third generation 5</image:title><image:caption>Someone's about to bring this coffee table inside. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/url1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>Umm. You lost your job. Why haven't you sold absolutely everything you own? You must not really be having a hard time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>Surprise! You don't get help when shiz hits the fan! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/imgres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imgres</image:title><image:caption>Surprise! You don't get help when shiz hits the fan! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T05:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/06/20/whats-in-this-video/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-20T19:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/06/18/born-that-way/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-18T18:51:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/06/12/cheerios-girl-and-the-art-of-the-awkward-interview/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-24T06:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/06/11/drivers-ed-confessions-julia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Hello on Earth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/student-driver-signs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>student-driver-signs</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes even us experienced drivers take a wrong turn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T19:15:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/06/03/there-are-dumb-questions-like-this-one-about-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Some things are rocket science. This is not one of those things. 
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T19:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/05/28/im-a-white-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/obama_prom_photos_0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Allman_ObamaProm02_Pola2Side.JPG</image:title><image:caption>Four white people walk into a prom.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T21:37:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/05/27/trailer-trashing-summer-edition-part-i/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-27T18:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/05/16/dear-vanity-sizing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/weird_fashion_640_22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird_fashion_640_22</image:title><image:caption>This is unhelpful</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/70439-lady-gaga-s-first-catwalk-debut-at-paris-fashion-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>70439-lady-gaga-s-first-catwalk-debut-at-paris-fashion-week</image:title><image:caption>This is not useful.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>This is not what a medium looks like!
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/deflating-parachute5801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deflating-parachute5801</image:title><image:caption>This is not what a ladies' medium looks like. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T23:32:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/05/14/everythings-better-with-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ad-of-the-day-this-cutesy-oreo-commercial-is-strangely-transfixing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ad-of-the-day-this-cutesy-oreo-commercial-is-strangely-transfixing</image:title><image:caption>This. 
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T20:30:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/05/10/family-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/la-tranquilidad-de-zumaia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la-tranquilidad-de-zumaia</image:title><image:caption>And just as soon as I finish paying off student loans, I hope to always be here.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ea1213h_orange-marmalade_s4x3_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EA1213H_Orange-Marmalade_s4x3_lg</image:title><image:caption>It should be noted that Oreos prefer getting marmalade and not jam.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/classic_ham_salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Classic_Ham_Salad</image:title><image:caption>You're also not going to want to eat ham salad again. Not after that story. 
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jetsetz-travel-deals-to-switzerland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jetsetz-travel-deals-to-switzerland</image:title><image:caption>And just as soon as I finish paying off student loans, I hope to always be here.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/the-shining-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-shining-photo</image:title><image:caption>I'm in there somewhere. And always will be</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T21:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/17/awkward-holiday-dinner-advice/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-10T16:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/05/02/wtf-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/scientist_2193498b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scientist_2193498b</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I'm talking about black people right now, but I'm coming after you next, scientists. 

You can't just call stuff what it is like "horrible demon spawn on a mission" you have to give them a fancy names like "arachnids." Snobs.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/new-zealand-green-_1112580c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-zealand-green-_1112580c</image:title><image:caption>All those beautiful views really make you think...about some dumb, dumb things to call your offspring.
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T23:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/04/24/how-sleep-better-at-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_m0v344jtbx1rn95k2o1_250.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m0v344JtbX1rn95k2o1_250</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/etzi0.gif</image:loc><image:title>ETZI0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_lmwa10cdb31qjhg0a.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lmwa10CDB31qjhg0a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_lzav3gkyat1rnhuhmo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lzav3gKYat1rnhuhmo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_mlf666mkmi1rj072go1_400.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mlf666mkMI1rj072go1_400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/leaving1.gif</image:loc><image:title>leaving</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/leaving.gif</image:loc><image:title>leaving</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_mlqdp87whv1r0nqb4o2_250.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mlqdp87WHv1r0nqb4o2_250</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_m1gzhthlqg1qi3vvoo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m1gzhthLQG1qi3vvoo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_lzxmpx9opm1rn95k2o1_250.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lzxmpx9Opm1rn95k2o1_250</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T23:31:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/04/22/fried-chicken-fail-343-popeyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ripn-chickn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ripn-Chickn</image:title><image:caption>what the holy eff?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T12:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/11/19/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-fried-chicken-confession/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-22T16:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/04/15/were-sorry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/enhanced-buzz-21592-1365541586-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-buzz-21592-1365541586-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T17:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/04/12/what-are-you-doing-this-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/speculoos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speculoos</image:title><image:caption>Which to be fair, is pretty yums, just not healthy

(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T21:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2013/04/08/back-in-the-saddle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/479975_10151642432061802_1827673554_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>479975_10151642432061802_1827673554_n</image:title><image:caption>A garland, a bodice and a horse, oh my! Pretty much a perfect Oreo day. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T17:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/12/26/best-christmas-prezzie-evah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/aydrea-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aydrea 2</image:title><image:caption>Holy God, it worked! All I have inside me is white, white goodness! 

(and not in a sexy way, you pervies!) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ultrasound-scanner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ultrasound-Scanner</image:title><image:caption>Holy God, I don't know what's inside me doing this, but I can think of about a billion things I don't want it to be.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T16:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/12/07/what-to-celebrate-this-winter-an-oreo-guide-to-having-a-white-christmas-or-saturnalia/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-05T01:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/12/03/how-to-meet-someone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/holiday-party.png</image:loc><image:title>holiday-party</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T03:03:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/11/12/oreos-a-z-i-j/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mr-tea-set-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-tea-set-2</image:title><image:caption>Well someone certainly thinks they're clever. Fool me once.... pity&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ostrich-head-in-sand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ostrich-head-in-sand</image:title><image:caption>What? It's cozy in here. And we just re-did the walls!&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T03:38:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/11/02/excuses-excuses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/medium_mompic1.gif</image:loc><image:title>medium_mompic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/medium_mompic.gif</image:loc><image:title>medium_mompic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-10T05:33:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/10/11/making-friends-sort-of/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T21:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/10/03/oreos-a-z-g-h/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wild-horse_758_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wild-horse_758_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Don't look at me like that, it wasn't that bad.&#13;
Plus you love hay. So whatever.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/checkbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>checkbox</image:title><image:caption>Just because we cross out "--ther" and scrawl in "--reo" is no reason for them to get snippy&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-04T16:44:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/10/02/oreos-a-z-f-is-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hnuum6rbwyv9unmv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hnuum6rbwyv9unmv</image:title><image:caption>You had me at bowtie. You kept me at sweater vest.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T09:22:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/10/01/oreos-a-z-e-is-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/correlation_does_not_equal_causation_magnet-p147683530373037276envtl_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>correlation_does_not_equal_causation_magnet-p147683530373037276envtl_400</image:title><image:caption>Sure it does. If not, I am going to have to re-do like every facebook argument.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-02T20:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/26/whos-the-creamiest-of-them-all-oreo-showdown-me-vs-frank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/texas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>texas</image:title><image:caption>Damn you, home state! Why couldn't you have been a Dakota?&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/397px-mind_the_gap_downtown_los_angeles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>397px-Mind_the_Gap_Downtown_Los_Angeles</image:title><image:caption>The attendants basically looked like this&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T19:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/20/what-not-to-say-when-everyone-in-the-room-shouts-the-n-word-then-suddenly-realizes-youre-also-in-the-room-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-22T05:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/18/mittens-might-be-an-oreo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mitt-romney-global-warming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mitt-romney-global-warming</image:title><image:caption>Settle down. Look, you were told there wouldn't be extra credit on this exam at the beginning of life. It's not his fault you didn't re-read the syllabus.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/us_manufacturing-gi-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us_manufacturing.gi.top</image:title><image:caption>So lazy, amiright!!&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/abc_gma_romney_110201_wg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abc_gma_romney_110201_wg</image:title><image:caption>Things kinda make more sense now. Welcome to the fold, Romrom. Can I call you Romrom?&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T09:34:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/09/word-of-the-week-rbp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/normal.gif</image:loc><image:title>normal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T20:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/14/on-an-anthems-anniversary-alliances-alternatives-and-alliteration/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T20:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/07/when-oreos-disappoint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/enhanced-buzz-17508-1346973190-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-buzz-17508-1346973190-8</image:title><image:caption>Barf.&#13;
Would definitely rather risk all my Oreo cred by eating okra than by putting this anywhere near my mouth hole.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-14T16:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/02/day-34ish-im-just-a-girl-standing-in-front-of-store-where-julia-roberts-said-she-was-just-a-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greenpark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenpark</image:title><image:caption>It's pretty here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/brochure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brochure</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-02T23:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/09/02/day-23ish-what-happens-in-the-sky-above-london/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/famous_amos_chocolate_chip_cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Breakfast of champions. And creeps. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/in-love-valentines-day-pictures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>in-love-Valentines-day- pictures</image:title><image:caption>You'll think this picture is sweet until you read the first paragraph of this post. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dscf0153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCF0153</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T19:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/08/26/dayone_igetwet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pimms_jug1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pimms_jug(1)</image:title><image:caption>One of the best things about London: When you order a drink, they ask you if you want a Large or Small...as if they needed to!  Cheers!&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/original_london_tour_bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original_london_tour_bus</image:title><image:caption>Good on you, The Original Tour, for catering to my laziness! &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kensington-townhouse-london-photos-hotel.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kensington-Townhouse-London-photos-Hotel</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look at it. Who cares how small it is inside when it's this adorable outside!&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T22:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/08/21/a-smattering-of-things-i-should-or-should-not-have-been-thinking-during-my-first-couples-massage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-choice_stage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Choice_stage</image:title><image:caption>You never know what's behind the screen. It could be me. &#13;
Or Pauly D. &#13;
Either way, my apologies.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/index_latindanceshoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index_LatinDanceShoe</image:title><image:caption>"Dancing" = okay, sure that sounds fine.&#13;
"Latin Dancing" = now I'm hot and bothered. And there's a rose in my mouth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-22T19:10:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/08/09/wherein-i-write-a-letter-that-is-unlikely-to-be-answered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/running-elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running-elephant</image:title><image:caption>Good memories and super adorable! Also they can crush you with their thoughts. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/isaac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>isaac</image:title><image:caption>You mess with Target clothes, you mess with the Mizrahi. And you don't want to see the Mizrahi when he's angry. PS: He's always angry.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-16T05:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/08/07/gabby-douglas-pros-and-cons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1343929777_gabby-467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1343929777_gabby-467</image:title><image:caption>And she knows it. Clap your hands. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/6001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012 Summer Olympics Womens Gymnastics</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gabrielle-douglas_320x240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GABRIELLE-DOUGLAS_320x240</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012 Summer Olympics Womens Gymnastics</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T05:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/07/06/tom-and-katie-4-reasons-breaking-up-is-great-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pioneer-courtroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pioneer-Courtroom</image:title><image:caption>I mean, you're already dressed up, there's a judge and an aisle to walk down. Why not just go for it?&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tom-cruise-oprah-winfrey-thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom-cruise-oprah-winfrey-thumb</image:title><image:caption>I mean, there were no signs that this wouldn't be a perfect fairy tale.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T17:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/08/01/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-name-changing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/snoop-dogg_5111005204050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snoop-Dogg_5111005204050</image:title><image:caption>I guess it's neat that he is both a cat and a dogg person.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zulu_rhodesianridgeback11_w450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zulu_rhodesianridgeback11.jpg_w450</image:title><image:caption>Rhodesian Ridgebacks are.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-07T06:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/07/18/on-being-short-sighted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/0918-peter-dinklage-emmys-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0918-peter-dinklage-emmys-12</image:title><image:caption>For the record, I loved the Dinklage long before Winter ever came.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ryan-reynolds155768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan-Reynolds155768</image:title><image:caption>The epitome of positivity.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ryanreynolds_marie_claire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryanreynolds_marie_claire</image:title><image:caption>The epitome of positivity.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-job-interview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-job-interview</image:title><image:caption>Is it weird that I get that same question at job interviews?&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T09:19:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/06/21/nine-sports-that-are-weirder-than-dressage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hallam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hallam</image:title><image:caption>...and the hot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/167794_10150127885586802_7630058_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>167794_10150127885586802_7630058_n</image:title><image:caption>If you think that hat doesn't cost $300, you're wrong. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/a_610x408.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a_610x408</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-13T14:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/06/15/oreo-approved-summer-gifts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/733_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>733_small</image:title><image:caption>Awww, you shouldn't have!!&#13;
...yes you should. Always.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-16T22:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/06/06/black-ladies-ugly-lonely-fat-so-say-studies-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kellyjennwo-540x4501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kellyjennwo-540x450</image:title><image:caption>Sorry gals. I know you think you're in great shape. But you're 85% more likely to be wrong about that than you think. Let's go get cake. I have this neat little topper....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kellyjennwo-540x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kellyjennwo-540x450</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/a-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-C</image:title><image:caption>Hey! An Oreo wedding cake topper! It's totally not weird that I'm buying this now... right? Maybe I just wanna put it on my birthday cake. Or a Friday morning cupcake. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bookcover-3d.gif</image:loc><image:title>bookcover-3d</image:title><image:caption>A real book. Sigh&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kerry_640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kerry_640</image:title><image:caption>Kerry Washington. Upending science since 1977.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thejl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thejl</image:title><image:caption>Truth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-11T23:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/06/04/things-i-didnt-say-zumba/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-203.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo 203</image:title><image:caption>I'll never tell....you what I'm really thinking. I'm nice like that. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T22:53:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/05/18/5-reasons-being-a-straight-white-male-is-not-the-easiest-game-play-setting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hashtag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hashtag</image:title><image:caption>#noonelikesaboringhashtag</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harvard-university.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harvard-university</image:title><image:caption>Once the Ivy League. Now the Izivy Lizzeague.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/band-aid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>band-aid</image:title><image:caption>Sigh. Oh, nude slash flesh colored Band Aid...one day your name will be true for me. One day. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/extremeiron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>extremeiron</image:title><image:caption>Of course, there's always extreme ironing. &#13;
Yup. that's a thing.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/aloe-vera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aloe vera</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that you can put this plant's juice both on your skin and also in your mouth. Seems like it should be one or the other.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tetris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle game - tetris</image:title><image:caption>The long skinny ones always look so simple, but they'll getcha. They always do.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kids_level_1.png</image:loc><image:title>kids_level_1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T12:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/05/16/then-and-now-renn-fests-rent-and-sad-ass-rats-and-puberty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/280292-8440164-brisby_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>280292-8440164-Brisby_001</image:title><image:caption>You can call me Ms. Brisby if you're nasty.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-neverending-story-the-neverending-story-690117_720_545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-NeverEnding-Story-the-neverending-story-690117_720_545</image:title><image:caption>Crying because she doesn't know how physics work. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/willow-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Willow-1-</image:title><image:caption>Elora Danan's real baby daddy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/62756273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>62756273</image:title><image:caption>Hell, I'll even claim my blackness and do Aida if it means I get to do... that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/11jousting-t_ca0-articlelarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11Jousting-t_CA0-articleLarge</image:title><image:caption>That's exactly what jousting is. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/544877_10150992296506802_623316801_12177451_1150908871_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>544877_10150992296506802_623316801_12177451_1150908871_n</image:title><image:caption>Girls just wanna have fun...and personalized garlands sold to us by a man wearing pointy felt shoes. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/youngoreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youngoreo</image:title><image:caption>What happens in the Queen's Court stays in the Queen's Court. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T19:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/05/03/how-to-sit-for-a-portrait/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/downtown_table_gq_16sep11_itv_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downtown_table_gq_16sep11_itv_b</image:title><image:caption>I'm not saying that I would have been into the impenetrable class structure and popular notion that slavery maybe wasn't terrible, but man, sometimes, it'd be easier to live in a place where every conversation was already tacitly scripted in order to ensure the most pleasant effect.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/395796.jpg</image:loc><image:title>395796</image:title><image:caption>Forget the fancy food, Cousin Matthew! We can have all the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you want. I'll even cut the crust off of them for you. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/downton-abbey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downton-Abbey</image:title><image:caption>I don't care how put upon she is or how much of the entail she won't get, that artless, doghearted dewberry doesn't deserve Cousin Matthew!&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lh_aydrea_041720121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LH_Aydrea_04172012</image:title><image:caption>My friend made this! Go to his website, marvel at his other awesome paintings and then hire him to make beautiful paintings for you too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lh_aydrea_04172012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LH_Aydrea_04172012</image:title><image:caption>My friend made this. Go to his website immediately, marvel at his other work and then hire him to make beautiful art for you! &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T23:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/04/24/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-the-bachelor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jakebachelor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jakebachelor</image:title><image:caption>Congratulations. You're still in the running for the chance to become America's Next Top Hasbeen.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/barack_obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barack_obama</image:title><image:caption>Okay, fine. But what are the odds of it happening twice??&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-10T15:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/04/18/why-im-bad-at-being-brown-reason-1248/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gfredvelvetcake023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gf+red+velvet+cake+023</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmm, oppression.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/piggy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piggy</image:title><image:caption>Not as painful, but still....no thank you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/crucifiction_reinactment_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Filipinos Re-enact Crucifixion On Good Friday</image:title><image:caption>Fuck!&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T21:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/27/3-reasons-i-love-reality-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/samsung_ln26a450c1_lcd_tv_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>samsung_ln26a450c1_lcd_tv_f</image:title><image:caption>The black friend I'm not embarrassed to have. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T16:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/04/13/saying-goodbye-and-hello-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wedding-rings-set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wedding rings set</image:title><image:caption>It's complicated&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/saltyfoods7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saltyfoods7</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Moon Over My Hammy. I'm just not that into you. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/300px-flag_-_great_britain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300px-Flag_-_Great_Britain</image:title><image:caption>At least, I think that's what he said. It was hard to hear over the charming accent...except when he said "uRInal" instead of "URinal." I'll give you "lift" and "loll" and even "c*nt," but "uRInal" is just gross.&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/delete.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delete</image:title><image:caption>I can do this...I can do this...&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fill-in-the-blank-phone-number-napkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fill-in-the-blank-phone-number-napkin</image:title><image:caption>Remember when we used to write numbers down...and remember them? If you don't, you're too young to be reading this blog. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/org-address-book-thumb.gif</image:loc><image:title>org-address-book-thumb</image:title><image:caption>Remember when we actually used to write numbers down...and remember them. If you don't, you're too young to be reading this blog. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T03:41:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/04/03/how-to-write-about-current-events/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/newspaper-sections.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newspaper sections</image:title><image:caption>Remember these?&#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hunger-tweet-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hunger-tweet-2</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hunger-tweet-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hunger-tweet-8</image:title><image:caption>(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hunger-tweet-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hunger-tweet-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mockingjay.png</image:loc><image:title>Mockingjay</image:title><image:caption>Kinda worried that there are going to be way too many Mockingjay tattoos showing up in the next few years. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jonstewart1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonstewart1</image:title><image:caption>And sexy! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pi_17351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pi_17351</image:title><image:caption>Whether they're on the mantle or your body, you come to appreciate hourglasses much more after high school. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-06T23:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/03/21/conversations-with-whitepal-march-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/doubledoubleanimalstyleinnoutburger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>double+double+animal+style+in+n+out+burger</image:title><image:caption>Everything's a little better animal style. &#13;
(source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T04:36:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/03/08/5-reasons-men-like-rush-dont-get-this-access-to-birth-control-bullsht/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rush-460x307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rush-460x307</image:title><image:caption>Remember kids: Using insurance to pay for birth control = shameful. Using insurance to pay for your prescription drug addiction...just makes good sense. Oxy isn't cheap, yo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/er6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>er6</image:title><image:caption>A sick day's kinda like a spa day, anyway, right? You get to rest and you're surrounded by fluids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/madmen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>madmen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rick-santorum6-460x307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rick-Santorum6-460x307</image:title><image:caption>Loves sweater vests....in part they keep you all warm when you're not getting proper medical care.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100603_bride-and-groom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100603_Bride-and-Groom</image:title><image:caption>Huh, I always thought weddings were more popular. Guess not. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/man_sleeping_002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man_sleeping_002</image:title><image:caption>The only thing dudes are sleeping with these days are snazzy body pillows! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-11T21:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/23/a-smattering-of-things-i-probably-shouldnt-have-been-thinking-during-ash-wednesday-mass-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-giraffe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-giraffe</image:title><image:caption>ohmygaaaahhhh! I forgot how much I love giraffes!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:35:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/16/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-comedy-central-betrayal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/knp_about1429_320x2401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knp_about1429_320x240</image:title><image:caption>No, I don't have an Oreo crush on either of these men. Why on earth would you make an assumption like heyguysi'llbeattheequestioncenterthisweekend ifyou'retheretoonobigdeal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/knp_about1429_320x240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knp_about1429_320x240</image:title><image:caption>No, I don't have an Oreo crush on either of these men. Why on earth would you make an assumption like heyguysi'llbeattheequestioncenterthisweekendifyou'retheretoonobigdeal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/12/4-reasons-i-will-always-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/1315772645759_waitingtoexhale2x1_640_320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1315772645759_waitingtoexhale2x1_640_320</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/still-of-kevin-costner-and-whitney-houston-in-the-bodyguard-jeti9e507r-www-moviesandwallpapers-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Still-of-Kevin-Costner-and-Whitney-Houston-in-The-Bodyguard-JETI9E507R-www-moviesandwallpapers-com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/whitney2520houston-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>whitney%2520houston-5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/06/zzzzzzzzzzzzzz/</loc><lastmod>2021-04-08T15:36:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/29/the-help-wins-6-reasons-im-totes-thrilled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/viola-davis-in-marchesa-2012-sag-awards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Viola-Davis-In-Marchesa-2012-SAG-Awards</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spencer-pie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spencer Pie</image:title><image:caption>How did she even know how to properly season a poop in a pie in the first place?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T00:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/19/4-reasons-newts-child-janitor-plan-effing-rawks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mother-teresa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mother-teresa</image:title><image:caption>Woah! Do you see how freaking difficult that looks! Also, why isn't that lazy ass kid doing some hard labor instead of getting a g-d handout??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/newt-gingrich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newt Gingrich</image:title><image:caption>So misunderstood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T10:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/13/insert-star-wars-reference-here-to-provide-segue-into-talking-about-george-lucas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tuskegee-airmen1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tuskeegee Airmen</image:title><image:caption>Not the droids they're looking for. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/uncle-andrew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Andrew</image:title><image:caption>This is him. As seen in the Smithsonian. Museum. You know, that big one. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T21:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/04/fklection-2012-a-survival-guide-dont-worry-about-the-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/getty_p_010412_mittromneyiowa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Rom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-13T19:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/23/merry-holiday-greetings-seasons-new-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sweater1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweater</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweater</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T06:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/07/its-that-time-of-year/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-28T15:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/01/between-the-lines-some-translations-of-common-conversations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>And yes, my bed always has pristinely white sheets and drinks with twigs in them. Doesn't yours?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/his-her-diary-same-say-motocycle1.png</image:loc><image:title>his-her-diary-same-say-motocycle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/his-her-diary-same-say-motocycle.png</image:loc><image:title>his-her-diary-same-say-motocycle</image:title><image:caption>Yes. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T05:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/24/naughty-holidays-thanksgiving-edition/</loc><lastmod>2021-10-26T19:39:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/15/how-many-people-must-i-hate/</loc><lastmod>2021-04-08T15:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/07/why-am-i-the-only-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/blue-oreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue oreo</image:title><image:caption>What's that? I'm in the wrong line? Oh, well, you don't mind letting me in anyway, do you? I'll save a spot for you at the yaaa-aacht. club.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/highlanderlambert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HighlanderLambert</image:title><image:caption>To be honest, I don't really get the Highlander business. If there can be only one, how do they reproduce?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/horse_face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse_face</image:title><image:caption>Look at that punim!!! You know you want to squish it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-17T13:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/28/sexy-halloween-costumes-from-the-help/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sexy-watermelon-costume-wm-7003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexy-Watermelon-Costume-WM-7003</image:title><image:caption>This isn't even a dress! It looks like a towel that's been through the dryer one too many times. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T00:12:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/19/dumb-things-black-women-are-doing-instead-of-getting-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2014_rosie_the_riveter_flexing_her_arm_muscles_we_can_do_it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014_rosie_the_riveter_flexing_her_arm_muscles_we_can_do_it</image:title><image:caption>Soon they're gonna want jobs and birth control. Ugh! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ohnoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ohnoes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-24T16:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/14/what-will-happen-when-you-go-on-a-daytime-talk-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/highres_6797141-jpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>highres_6797141.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>First stop, hug. Next stop, cuddle party. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/a_latrainingspoon-288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a_latrainingspoon-288</image:title><image:caption>First stop hug, next stop cuddle party. :( </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Not me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bakingsoda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bakingsoda</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, Officer, it's just cocain-- I mean baking soda. BAKING SODA!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/photo-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo 81</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, I'm only on earth a short while. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2007-06-26tomcruise1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2007-06-26tomcruise</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2007-06-26tomcruise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2007-06-26tomcruise</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-08T10:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/12/the-oreo-experience-ft-tupac/</loc><lastmod>2021-09-18T11:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/06/how-to-take-a-compliment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/highfive-300x275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HighFive-300x275</image:title><image:caption>Look at that! It's so vague. That could mean "I'm here," or "Stop!" or "Taxi!" or  "Throw it to me." How are you supposed to know??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pdance1_1372925c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pdance1_1372925c</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look at it! How can that not be fun!! Oh, because it's in public and people can judge you? Okay, there is that. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T07:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/03/nwords/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lizlemon30rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lizlemon30rock</image:title><image:caption>Close enough. A third time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/machu-picchu0021a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>machu-picchu0021a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/two-lemon-party.png</image:loc><image:title>two-lemon-party</image:title><image:caption>Again. Close enough. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/llama_613_600x4501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llama_613_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Close enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/llama_613_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llama_613_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Close enough. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T07:41:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/29/dress-nice-and-look-white-science-says-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/burberryss08bymariotestino18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burberry+SS08+by+Mario+Testino+18</image:title><image:caption>There are three black dudes, two and a half Asians and one Native American in there. You just can't tell cuz they look so swank</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/study-190x190.jpg</image:loc><image:title>study-190x190</image:title><image:caption>Based on these photos, I'm more likely to pick "Dead-eyed Soulless Pedo." But no one asked me to be in this study.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T09:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/27/bigoted-bake-sale-what-do-you-think/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/166591_10100268143989116_2513464_59198434_6711629_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>166591_10100268143989116_2513464_59198434_6711629_n</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look how adorbs that Oreo is. She comes with a dressage hat and everything. That hat alone is $300...did I mention it's my birthday. And that I love dressage hats.... :) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/uc_berkeley_racist_bake_sale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uc_berkeley_racist_bake_sale</image:title><image:caption>I call it delicious. Mmmm, frosting. Did I mention it's my birthday. I totally deserve frosting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/picture-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture-24</image:title><image:caption>I guess I could have just posted this picture in the first place. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T08:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/26/holy-sht-it-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/477-898-453-488-25410-m575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>477-898-453-488-25410-m575</image:title><image:caption>And then as I was leaving the vintage store, moar cat hair showed up on me!! How do they do it??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/145364_1234951616568_500_281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>145364_1234951616568_500_281</image:title><image:caption>Oh Captain Von Trapp, I'll be your nanny...or your nurse...or your mommy/..whatever it takes, really. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sound-of-music.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sound-of-music</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T23:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/22/how-to-make-oreos-step-17-lose-that-leash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tyler-perry-spike-lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyler-perry-spike-lee</image:title><image:caption>S/he helps out a lot, too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/shapeimage_2.png</image:loc><image:title>shapeimage_2</image:title><image:caption>Pearl will be there to say hello, too! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/racist_pet_adoption_banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racist_pet_adoption_banner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T08:22:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/14/professional-human-being-cares-about-blacks-and-thus-proposes-slavery-as-solution-to-unemployment-crisis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/corner-office.png</image:loc><image:title>corner-office</image:title><image:caption>Look at all that uncomfortable space! That is no place for healthy productivity. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img00120-732932.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG00120-732932</image:title><image:caption>Kinda like how the girl who drinks this in a few minutes won't know just how bad she should feel when she comes to in her unusually messy bedroom the next morning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/space3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space3</image:title><image:caption>Another enterprise zone. The USS Enterprise Zone! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laffer_art_bio_2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laffer_Art_Bio_2008</image:title><image:caption>Cares about black people. Very much. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T01:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/13/5-things-guys-hate-is-it-true-fellas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2011-07-12-gotmilkmisinterpret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011-07-12-gotmilkmisinterpret</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/olympus-advert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olympus-advert</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T00:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/10/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-little-girl-doesnt-want-to-be-black-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-01T09:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/09/trailer-trashing-fall-edition/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-01T10:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/02/balls-or-which-team-do-you-play-for-or-gatuitious-use-of-euphemisms-for-a-sports-related-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dawn-wa-tissu.gif</image:loc><image:title>dawn-wa-tissu</image:title><image:caption>If I get into this position, I will never get out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ben-maher_1543420c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ben-maher_1543420c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ben-maher_1543420c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ben-maher_1543420c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/29039_424652051801_623316801_5396737_7385021_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29039_424652051801_623316801_5396737_7385021_n</image:title><image:caption>Exadtly how I lookd when I played in school. Perhaps explains why I never went pro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/davidbeckham2pa_468x396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davidbeckham2PA_468x396</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, was I complaining about something? I suddenly got distrac---</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baby-kiwi-kiwi-encounter-5444324.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-kiwi-Kiwi-Encounter-5444324</image:title><image:caption>Like a kiwi! Only I'd never hit a kiwi with a bat. Even to give it the gift of flight. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/crying_stars_20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying_stars_20</image:title><image:caption>It's okay, little soldier. I'm  here. I'm right here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/800px-utlonghornband2006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Utlonghornband2006</image:title><image:caption>Yup. I sported that outfit. Proudly. Go LHB!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/080908teampicture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>team USA</image:title><image:caption>HOW many people does it take to get a ball over a net?? The ball's not heavy, the net's not that high, just have that one gal toss it over, done!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tumblr_kr20s5a8ud1qa2cjdo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_kr20s5a8Ud1qa2cjdo1_500</image:title><image:caption>Unofortch, no one is anteing tix to see these fellas play.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T00:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/09/06/go-cougs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2648.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2648</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2647_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2647_thumb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/eescofbyu022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EESCOFBYU022</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3970639.gif</image:loc><image:title>3970639</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-02T20:18:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/23/how-im-making-sure-i-never-date-again-598/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/superstock_1189r-2842a-medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superstock_1189r-2842a.medium</image:title><image:caption>What? You're kidding? You ALSO like David Sedaris and Love, Actually? Shut up! AND you're just as comfortable at home as your are at a bar, let's do it! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/indiana-jones-sallah_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Indiana-Jones-Sallah_l</image:title><image:caption>He told me it was going to be a bad date. I should have listened.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/taco_casserole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taco_Casserole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T10:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/19/an-open-letter-to-black-guy-behind-niveas-racist-ad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/e9c2bf9876d6953a_bkburger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e9c2bf9876d6953a_bkburger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nike3_081205_big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nike3_081205_big</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dg_girl_down1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dg_girl_down1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/psp-black-white-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psp-black-white-ad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/psp_white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psp_white</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dove-visible-care-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DOVE-VISIBLE-CARE-AD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nivea-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nivea-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/frederickdouglass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrederickDouglass</image:title><image:caption>Sure he was smart and classy enough to say this quote: I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence. "  But jeez! You think he'd have enough sense to not look so ridic when he said it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/will_smith_famousblackactorssunnewsnetworkhollywood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will_smith_famous+black+actors+sun+news+network+hollywood</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/morgan-freeman-by-suedostschweizdotch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morgan-freeman-by-suedostschweizdotch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-16T00:31:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/12/helping-the-help-an-faq-for-white-people-to-the-rescue-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mv5bmtyxmze2mzy2m15bml5banbnxkftztcwnju2otu1na-_v1-_sx640_sy828_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMTYxMzE2MzY2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjU2OTU1NA@@._V1._SX640_SY828_</image:title><image:caption>I want to eat his face off. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/donut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donut</image:title><image:caption>Looks good, doesn't it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/foil-fencing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foil-fencing</image:title><image:caption>Not those kinds of foils. But man, I would love to watch a good fencing movie!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-hangover-2-image-the-hangover-part-2-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Hangover-2-image-The-Hangover-Part-2-image</image:title><image:caption>Kill them, monkey. I'll never tell. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-help-emma-stone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-help-emma-stone</image:title><image:caption>Besties.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-08T15:34:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/08/racist-or-just-busy/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-14T23:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/07/sappy-songs-on-a-sunday/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-07T23:48:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/03/reasons-any-offspring-i-may-produce-will-be-embarassed-of-me-347/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cats-pictures-cat-in-my-bed-waiting-for-coffee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cats-pictures-cat-in-my-bed-waiting-for-coffee</image:title><image:caption>I also realize I have a cat in my bed staring me in the face wondering why I'm crying and why she hasn't been fed in the last five minutes. She doesn't look like this, but has kind of the same terrifyingly intense look. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/51ysts8rdvl-_sl500_aa300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51YSTS8RDVL._SL500_AA300_</image:title><image:caption>Yep. That Cool Runnings. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/47f86_cine-7-core-coliseum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>47f86_cine-7-core-coliseum</image:title><image:caption>That's right! THIS happens in The Core. Thanks to the stopped rotation of the Earth's core, a lightning storm turns the STONE Colisuem into a giant electrical conductor!! How can you not love a film with balls like that! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T20:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/03/if-you-cant-say-something-nice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/annex-swanson-gloria-sunset-boulevard_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gloria swanson &amp; william holden 1950 - sunset boulevard</image:title><image:caption>Not dull. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/6a00e54f05e1bb8834011168fe6277970c-350wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00e54f05e1bb8834011168fe6277970c-350wi</image:title><image:caption>Though idk why women would be insecure. Not like this is part of the beauty standard or anything. Also heehee, you can see her buns!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mysterypua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mysterypua</image:title><image:caption>This is one of the "masters" of the art of pick up. He gets girls. Lots of them. And they let him touch them. Ah well, everyone has a type, I guess, right? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/phil_dunphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phil_dunphy</image:title><image:caption>Listen, Phil. I know you're married...and not real. But you know, if anything changes... I'll be right here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/28/talking-vagina-hands-are-big-douchebags/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/whistling1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whistling1</image:title><image:caption>Hhm hmm hhm I wonder what Jon Hamm's doing right now.. Hmmm hhm </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/summers-eve-lady-wowza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summers-eve-lady-wowza</image:title><image:caption>Yup. That's supposed to be a vagina.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T10:45:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/02/awkward-questions-and-answers-about-black-hair-an-faq/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/165719735v6_480x480_front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>165719735v6_480x480_Front</image:title><image:caption>If you don't get the joke on this button, go Google it right now and watch the brilliance that unfolds before you. Don't worry, we'll be here when you get back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/adbc6a2f7f557e30_rikmo-onsugar-com_lady-gaga-hairstyles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adbc6a2f7f557e30_rikmo.onsugar.com_lady-gaga-hairstyles</image:title><image:caption>Like this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/barbaracobeyatsarentos009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BARBARA+COBEY+AT+SARENTOS+009</image:title><image:caption>Ah well, when life gives you bad mangoes, grab some vodka and make a 'tini.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/traviata_9_08_17e05.png</image:loc><image:title>Traviata_9_08_1#7E05</image:title><image:caption>Truth be told, I was hoping to see Die Zauberflöte. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/makin_copies1-e1305072616930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makin_copies1-e1305072616930</image:title><image:caption>Aww, haven't an allusion to Rob Schneider in forever! Those are still relevant, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T16:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/20/oreo-road-trip-3-more-places-to-feel-really-awkward-about-being-black/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/6a00e5538de17788340128765090d4970c-500wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00e5538de17788340128765090d4970c-500wi</image:title><image:caption>For toppings, I'll take yogurt chips, kiwi slices and just a spoonful of embarassment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wedding-ceremony-900-325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wedding-ceremony-900-325</image:title><image:caption>Well, black families did do really well on plantations, right Bachmann?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/colonial_wedding_712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colonial_wedding_712</image:title><image:caption>The smiles were as genuine as the nostalgia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T21:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/19/prison-3-reasons-to-visit-the-new-day-spa-for-black-dudes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/spa-300x225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spa-300x225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/unique-ikea-furniture-collections-lopa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unique-IKEA-furniture-collections-lopa</image:title><image:caption>You're so cute IKEA, but even this adorable Splornjabarn won't fit between the cot, the toilet, the shiv stand and the shame. Bummer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1047783854_55587ab3f5_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1047783854_55587ab3f5_o</image:title><image:caption>Hey! A cucumber! See - spa-like!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-24T06:41:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/11/8-other-awesome-things-about-slavery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dscn0335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0335</image:title><image:caption>I mean, no, they didn't live in the big house, but they got to live behind the gate. Which is more than I'm doing, tell  you that! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/slaveshipbrookes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SlaveShipBrookes</image:title><image:caption>Ugh! It's as crowded as coach, am I right! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/slaves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slaves</image:title><image:caption>Not fat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/m1_1931782c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>m1_1931782c</image:title><image:caption>She knows what's up with black people. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-04T00:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/07/14/qui-namie-pas-frenching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/frenchrevolution12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrenchRevolution1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/frenchrevolution11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrenchRevolution1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-16T14:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/05/3-ways-the-casey-anthony-verdict-was-less-awkward-than-oj/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/katie-couric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katie-couric</image:title><image:caption>She will not make this face when presented with the Casey Anthony interview</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1316901_interested.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1316901_interested</image:title><image:caption>She will eff you up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lapband71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lapband71</image:title><image:caption>It's like a Lap Band for your soul</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ht_casey_anthony_nt_110704_wg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ht_casey_anthony_nt_110704_wg</image:title><image:caption>People always look so nice in court. I wonder if legal stylists are cheaper than regular stylists. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T00:14:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/04/holy-rolling-batman-gospel-night-at-skating-rink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/besti-squat_berger_christiane_ger_dnm00_fs_c_te.jpg</image:loc><image:title>besti-squat_berger_christiane_ger_dnm00_fs_c_te</image:title><image:caption>It looks like this. Jazz hands not necessary. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/king-of-the-cosmos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king-of-the-cosmos</image:title><image:caption>Look, if you played Katamari, you'd totally get this pic. If you don't get this pic...that's probably best. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lrs_8905-e1309820665962.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8905</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/agreeable-e1309820602186.jpg</image:loc><image:title>agreeable</image:title><image:caption>I'm very agreeable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lrs_8950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8950</image:title><image:caption>I'm very agreeable</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T01:55:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/30/trailer-trashing-transformers-larry-crowne-monte-carlo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hanksjulia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HANKSJULIA</image:title><image:caption>They're so in love and they don't even know it!! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/586_transformers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>586_transformers</image:title><image:caption>Is there a medical reason why her lips can't touch? Should we start a fund?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/300_240203.png</image:loc><image:title>300_240203</image:title><image:caption>I know, TP, I was confused and hurt, too. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T21:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/23/winning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/germany-flag.gif</image:loc><image:title>germany-flag</image:title><image:caption>It's effing yellow!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tlm1885_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tlm1885_sm</image:title><image:caption>I don't mean to brag, but I can Mikado all. Night. Long.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-25T23:47:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/20/truly-magical-black-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/heres-johnny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heres-Johnny</image:title><image:caption>Yes, there is Johnny. You knew that because you're psychic. So why not take the next logical step and get a new job...or at least put in your two weeks, then cash in in  your vacay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/whoopiinghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WhoopiInGhost</image:title><image:caption>She was, however, able to get great lamé</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T23:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/16/karaoke-fai-win/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/219272_not_happy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>219272_not_happy</image:title><image:caption>Every time you trick an Oreo, a baby loses its wings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/artiste_adam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artiste_adam</image:title><image:caption>Dear Adam, the answer will always be "yes"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-20T04:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/10/26/word-of-the-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/people-clapping_businesspeople.gif</image:loc><image:title>people-clapping_businesspeople</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-16T16:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/15/awkward-conversations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hip-pain-hip-flexor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hip-pain-hip-flexor</image:title><image:caption>With the right conversation, this is not the only place you'll feel pain after spin class.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/duggarfamily1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DuggarFamily</image:title><image:caption>Crazy baby-having minorities...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/duggarfamily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DuggarFamily</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/daniel-dae-kim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daniel-dae-kim</image:title><image:caption>I mean, just look how awkward this guy is. I would hate to be stuck in a library -- or on a time jumping island -- with this hottie, er...Asian</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/653181_coffee_shop_kenson_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>653181_coffee_shop_kenson_2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T16:20:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/15/conversations-with-whitepal-karaoke/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-15T16:05:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/13/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-doggie-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/305196_savvas_panic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>305196_savvas_panic</image:title><image:caption>Was either unexpectedly approached by a pittie or an RBP. Hard to tell. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/shapeimage_2.png</image:loc><image:title>shapeimage_2</image:title><image:caption>My what a big smile you have! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/paris_hilton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paris_hilton</image:title><image:caption>Everyone in this photo is crying on the inside. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T09:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/06/mini-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/florida_ref_2001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>florida_ref_2001</image:title><image:caption>That is YOUR name, Sunshine State. Take it back! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bigcupoffruittoppedfroyo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BigCupOfFruitToppedFroYo</image:title><image:caption>But seriously, this stuff is like crack. Only without the baby mamas and unequal sentencing practices. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/16932_305076871801_623316801_4608406_4840784_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16932_305076871801_623316801_4608406_4840784_a</image:title><image:caption>Another little Oreo. Man, that horse was a good sport. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4355590195_5809c95fcc2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4355590195_5809c95fcc</image:title><image:caption>Little Oreos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4355590195_5809c95fcc1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4355590195_5809c95fcc</image:title><image:caption>Little Oreos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4355590195_5809c95fcc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4355590195_5809c95fcc</image:title><image:caption>Little Oreos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-10T06:11:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/31/are-we-twins-dopplegangers-or-just-two-black-chicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/aydrea-workd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aydrea workd</image:title><image:caption>Totally candid. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/trina_mcgee-davis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trina_McGee-Davis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hardpre3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hardball Premiere</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2db7wr8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2db7wr8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T22:05:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/24/win-lose-or-black-salon-visit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the_bachelor1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_bachelor</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, someone must have caught something by now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the_bachelor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_bachelor</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, someone must have caught something by now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ellen-damages.png</image:loc><image:title>ellen-damages</image:title><image:caption>She can't hear you. None of them can. I can, though. So stop yelling right behind my lye-covered head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T09:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/17/africans-the-gray-area-of-black-v-white/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/195659_623316801_8023449_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>195659_623316801_8023449_n</image:title><image:caption>Africa did give us giraffes - my favorite!! So I guess it's not all bad. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-07T02:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/04/what%e2%80%99s-up-my-wenches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/215991_147385318659830_144115222320173_285266_6272165_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>215991_147385318659830_144115222320173_285266_6272165_n</image:title><image:caption>If you play your cards right, you'll get picked and kissed by my friends The Magnificent Humble Boys! If you're in So Cal, they're at the Faire. Go see them! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/e13924image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e13924image1</image:title><image:caption>This horse wishes he had a better union.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/adult-butterfly-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adult-Butterfly-Costume</image:title><image:caption>Sure, that's close enough. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-18T16:24:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/29/sometimes-despite-your-best-efforts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/victorian_steampunk_stock_36_by_angelus_knight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Victorian_Steampunk_Stock_36_by_Angelus_Knight.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The guys dress like this at these shows. I somehow doubt "you talk proper" guy has goggles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facepalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facepalm</image:title><image:caption>The above quote is true. I wish to God I were kidding.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-02T04:44:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/24/cooking-lessons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lilromeo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lilromeo</image:title><image:caption>I wanted to say something about how Romeo Montague didn't have a job. So I googled "Romeo" and mostly pictures of this dude came up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/husband-beating-wife-vintage-ad-chase-sanborn-coffee-store-testing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>husband-beating-wife-vintage-ad-chase-sanborn-coffee-store-testing</image:title><image:caption>Bad coffee? Yup. Totally grounds for divorce. (had to)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cumin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cumin</image:title><image:caption>You do not want to see me without my cumin. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-02T12:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/20/late-night-safety-lesson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/finger-mustache-tattoos-faux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finger mustache tattoos faux</image:title><image:caption>Moustache tattoos: Still says "grown up" but in a less murdery way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/adjustmentbureau-022111-0016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AdjustmentBureau-022111-0016</image:title><image:caption>Or mabye my own personal Adjustment Bureau</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-03T05:37:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/19/deep-tan-or-just-too-dark-how-to-tell-if-your-conversation-partner-is-safe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/beverly-hills-90210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beverly-hills-90210</image:title><image:caption>Did any of colors make it on to this show?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ugly-snooki-fake-tan-e1291271176928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ugly-Snooki-fake-tan-e1291271176928</image:title><image:caption>...or terrible stylists</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T03:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/12/stuff-black-people-care-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/281x211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>281x211</image:title><image:caption>No, there aren't any other of color pundits available for news magazines. Why do you ask?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/oreosnark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oreosnark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/al_sharpton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>al_sharpton</image:title><image:caption>No. There aren't any other of colors available to be on the news, why do you ask?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/9788862931366g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9788862931366g</image:title><image:caption>What? It's black and it lists the topics up for discussion. You can see how I was confused. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-12T14:19:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/11/oreos-a-z-d-is-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/muchado-denzel2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>muchado-denzel2</image:title><image:caption>And Denzel gets the fancy cuffs, too! Much Ado About Nothing? More like Much Ado About Rrrrarrrr! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-12T10:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/17/oreos-a-z-c-is-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rolex08_theodore_oconnor_crosscountry_700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rolex08_theodore_oconnor_crosscountry_700</image:title><image:caption>Seriously! If anyone has an extra ticket, or just feels like sponsoring an Oreo, you can have my first born. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-11T13:54:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/04/conversations-with-whitepal-blindish-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-porch-45-ft-bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-porch-45-ft-bar</image:title><image:caption>I'll be waiting at the bar, with a single white rose and a little chip on my shoulder.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-09T14:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/25/oreo-origins-sleeping-with-an-old-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/aph_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aph_0</image:title><image:caption>If I could get away with dressing like this at work, I totally would. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T02:26:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/23/dove-washing-away-dirt-oil-and-skin-tone-yay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dove-798x10241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dove-798x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dove-798x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dove-798x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dove-campaign-real-beauty-women.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dove-campaign-real-beauty-women</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T01:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/22/why-go-white-212-its-polite/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-25T19:25:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/21/soccer-oreo-approved-or-oreo-avoidant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/david_beckham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David_Beckham</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, was there a game going on? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-10T13:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/18/post-patricks-day-puzzling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/700px-ndleprechaunsvg.png</image:loc><image:title>700px-ndleprechaunsvg</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, this thing doesn't offend people? It's like the pickaninny of Western Europe. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/departed-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>departed-2</image:title><image:caption>And make emotionally complex, corkscrew like movies. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/humor_kiss_me_irish_green_shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humor_Kiss_Me_Irish_Green_Shirt</image:title><image:caption>Hmm, are you really or are you just looking to get some without much effort?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tmarshall-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TMarshall-young</image:title><image:caption>...or on Thurgood Marshall Thursdays. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-18T18:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/15/why-go-white-reason-415-better-emails/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/oreobook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oreobook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/readinglevel3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReadingLevel3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-22T00:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/10/trying-to-get-sassy-winning-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T14:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/07/black-friend-application/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bff_stickers-p217832341800313084836x_325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bff_stickers-p217832341800313084836x_325</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-08T09:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/04/trailer-trashing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/beastly-nph_5101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neil Patrick Harris - Will</image:title><image:caption>NPH can be my fairy godhottie any day. Yup, "fairy godhottie." I said it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-09T12:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/01/charlie-sheens-ethnic-epicness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie_sheen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie_sheen</image:title><image:caption>If that's not the wide-eyed stare of a devoted mentor, I don't know what is. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T18:27:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/27/oscar-haikus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/james-franco-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james-franco-oscars</image:title><image:caption>More like James Fra..nlkyIjustdidthisonetohonortheruleof3s</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/colinfirthkingsspeechportraits54thbfiu-zgydtyeysl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Colin+Firth+Kings+Speech+Portraits+54th+BFI+u-zGyDtYEYsl</image:title><image:caption>More like Colin FilthythingscometomindwhenIthinkofyou</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>More like Vicky, Christina, Barce-sexy! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-01T02:56:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/24/i-can-haz-blackface-like-beyonce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kate-moss-leopard-skin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kate-moss-leopard-skin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title><image:caption>Jeals!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/blackmodel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackmodel</image:title><image:caption>Passé</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Edgy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/zwartepieten.png</image:loc><image:title>zwartepieten</image:title><image:caption>It's a holiday tradition! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-20T21:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/16/anything-they-can-do-blacks-can-do-better-hospitals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Get used to it, black people. Whether the ambulances are scurrying you away from the drive by or just double checking the doctor's work, apparently, you're going to be seeing a lot of them. Statistics say so! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-23T00:02:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/15/awesomely-awkward-jumprope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Wondering if what's on the tip of your tongue is odd or offensive? Say it anyway! It might just be a compliment in disguise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-24T14:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/14/black-guy-or-white-guy-see-if-you-can-tell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-4</image:title><image:caption>Not romantic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-3</image:title><image:caption>Romantic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title><image:caption>No, really! I love that you redecorated my apartment in a totally new color scheme and bought me a doberman! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/falcor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>falcor</image:title><image:caption>I will always hold a candle for you, Mr. F.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-08T00:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/11/4-ways-to-grow-your-blanchetourage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ghetto-obama-tribute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghetto-obama-tribute</image:title><image:caption>No. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/811_image-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>811_image-17</image:title><image:caption>The kids get it, too! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-15T07:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/22/an-oreo-guide-to-sports/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pic205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic205</image:title><image:caption>Kiwis footballers! And the perfect team name for an Oreo to root for!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Jacob. Yeah, you've got the abs. But you've also got a tan. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-07T01:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/06/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-whats-up-with-all-the-black-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/08-mutton-busting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>08-mutton-busting</image:title><image:caption>The rodeo did have mutton-busting, which looks like this (only with a tiny black kid instead). So that was...fun. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/3978266-equestrian-sportswoman-riding-black-stallion-horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3978266-equestrian-sportswoman-riding-black-stallion-horse</image:title><image:caption>The black I usually see at horse events. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/whereswaldo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WheresWaldo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/whereswaldo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WheresWaldo</image:title><image:caption>This is how I normally do it. Can you find me??</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-11T22:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/01/oreos-a-z-b-is-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/england-flag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>england-flag[1]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-13T16:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/24/it-hurts-so-good-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ryan-gosling-pic_301x4511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan-gosling-pic_301x451[1]</image:title><image:caption>Also hot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dressage-usef-april1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tina Konyot and Calecto V</image:title><image:caption>He's whipping his hair back and forth, too! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/quiche1.gif</image:loc><image:title>quiche[1]</image:title><image:caption>Hot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/family-guy-pop-lock-and-drop-it1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Family-Guy-Pop-Lock-and-Drop-it[1]</image:title><image:caption>Though to be fair, I probably looked this white doing it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-03T05:32:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/18/envelopes-red-carpets-and-self-loathing-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/martin1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/variety1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Variety1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/variety23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Variety2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/variety22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Variety2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/variety21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Variety2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/variety2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Variety2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/vareity11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vareity1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/vareity1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vareity1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T13:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/13/oreos-a-z-a-is-for-afro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sadafroperson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sadafroperson[1]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-31T04:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/10/dog-tags/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-19T01:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/04/uck-finn-4-reasons-why-the-n-word-should-stay-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dr_laura1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dr_laura[1]</image:title><image:caption>Not her, though. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/michelangelodavid01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ITALY-DAVID-MICHELANGELO</image:title><image:caption>Maybe they'll give David a cute little suit or something, too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/huck41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huck4[1]</image:title><image:caption>So they want to get rid of the n-word, but not the references to kids smoking?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T04:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/03/the-oreo-experience-ft-rhianna-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-03T19:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/28/always-use-protection-5-ways-to-avoid-kwanzaa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kwanzaa-family1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kwanzaa-Family</image:title><image:caption>Be afraid. Be very afraid. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kwanzaa-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kwanzaa-Family</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T07:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/23/when-a-white-thing-goes-all-black-spin-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/e12337fd11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>E12337FD1[1]</image:title><image:caption>I love how exercise makes you love and hate yourself simultaneously. On one hand--yay physical activity. On the other--boo, I need more physical activity!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-27T06:24:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/13/white-on-the-inside-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-22T18:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/26/happy-birthday-sarah-jay/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-27T06:23:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/21/2209/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/thor-20060807000751884_640w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thor-20060807000751884_640w</image:title><image:caption>Don't eff with Thor. He'll make it hurt. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-31T04:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/20/the-proof-is-in-the-photo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/youngoreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youngoreo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/youngoreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youngoreo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-21T22:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/17/a-sexy-little-post-5-ways-cosmo-is-trying-to-kill-your-lover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bedroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedroom</image:title><image:caption>Cosmopolitan Magazine: Turning bedrooms into torture chambers since 1886.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T06:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/16/teasing-through-teasers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/335794-yogi-bear1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>335794-yogi-bear</image:title><image:caption>Being brown's tough, but he makes the most of it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/335794-yogi-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>335794-yogi-bear</image:title><image:caption>Being brown's tough. But he makes the most of it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-17T21:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/15/this-is-also-why-we-cant-go-to-nice-places/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/driveway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driveway</image:title><image:caption>I can almost see their house from here! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/black-coffee-table1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-coffee-table</image:title><image:caption>Another black table.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/black-coffee-table.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-coffee-table</image:title><image:caption>Another black table</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T21:31:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/11/dairy-of-a-mad-black-white-woman-chicken-and-waffles-and-shame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nighthawks460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nighthawks460</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if this restauranteur would have understood. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-14T02:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/03/29/why-self-loathe/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-06T03:08:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/10/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-gmail-ad-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gmailtp2.png</image:loc><image:title>gmailtp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gmailtp1.png</image:loc><image:title>gmailtp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gmailtp.png</image:loc><image:title>gmailtp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-12T03:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/02/trailer-talk-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/03kour-1902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03kour.1902</image:title><image:caption>It's "Black Swan"...not Blaaaack Swizan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T23:12:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/09/teasing-from-teasers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bestof2010_tempest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bestof2010_tempest[1]</image:title><image:caption>Happy he's not an RBP</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-14T07:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/01/celebrity-surgery-to-change-ethnicity-and-launch-careers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hayworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hayworth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/margolis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>margolis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-10T19:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/29/oreofail-john-hughes-its-not-too-soon-for-this-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ferrisbueller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferrisbueller</image:title><image:caption>No, sir, you are not cute or charming...but do you wanna get a coffee or something?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-30T23:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/26/cnn-tells-blacks-how-to-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/soledad_obrien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soledad_OBrien</image:title><image:caption>Want to know what black is? This lady will tell you. She knows. She does research</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-29T18:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/11/trailer-talk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rachel_mcadams_biography-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rachel_McAdams_Biography-2</image:title><image:caption>If anyone can turn things around, it's you RM! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-29T18:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/19/trailer-talk-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/white-material-poster_280x4151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-material-poster_280x415</image:title><image:caption>Can you buy it by the cord instead of just the yard?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/white-material-poster_280x415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-material-poster_280x415</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-29T18:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/22/tv-show-fades-to-black-then-fades/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/outlaw_nbc_tv_show_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outlaw_nbc_tv_show_logo.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Outlaw: Jimmy Smits knows justice; but not TV audiences - canceled after four eps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/my-generation-abc-tv-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my-generation-abc-tv-show</image:title><image:caption>My Generation: Angst and agnst with a dollop of angst.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lone-star.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lone-Star</image:title><image:caption>Lone Star: A con man has a conscious...and also a lot of sex. - canceled after 2 eps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/12-225x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12-225x300</image:title><image:caption>Huge: Nikki Blonsky goes to camp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gravity15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gravity15</image:title><image:caption>Gravity: Suicide survivors make jokes - canceled after 10 eps</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/thebridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheBridge</image:title><image:caption>The Bridge: Cop does cop things. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/breakthrough-tony-robbins2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakthrough-tony-robbins2</image:title><image:caption>Man with huge hands gives advice - canceled after 2 eps</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nukekiss2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nukekiss2</image:title><image:caption>As The World Turns: Stodgy Soaps Suddenly Seems Sexy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100questions_gallery_primary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100questions_gallery_primary</image:title><image:caption>100 Questions: A girl and her friends navigate life in NYC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/18-to-life-cw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18-to-life-cw</image:title><image:caption>18 To Life: Kids Get Married Too Youn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T09:34:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/24/this-is-why-we-cant-go-to-nice-places/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/velvet_20rope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>velvet_20rope</image:title><image:caption>The rope is there for a reason. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-23T17:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/18/aunt-jemima-is-sweet-butterworth-is-shunned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/terri-lynn-weaver-aunt-jemimah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terri-lynn-weaver-aunt-jemimah</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T15:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/08/the-minority-report-megamind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cob_megamind_11-05-2010_dj1i6ud3-embedded-prod_affiliate-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COB_Megamind_11-05-2010_DJ1I6UD3.embedded.prod_affiliate.81</image:title><image:caption>Rejoicing at his advanced tickets to For Colored Girls. He is of color, after all. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-05T15:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/03/craigslist-missed-connections-swinging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/282604_7380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>282604_7380</image:title><image:caption>One, two, rock-step, one, two, rock-step....away from ethnic norms. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T23:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/25/a-note-to-the-ladies-of-color-i-met-saturday-night-on-hollywood-blvd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lacing2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lacing2</image:title><image:caption>Unless you have a team like this, just go with one dress size up. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-25T22:10:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/21/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-and-tell-everyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lady-gaga-meat-dress-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga-meat-dress-21</image:title><image:caption>Which is scarier, Juan? A burka or this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-22T18:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/21/oreo-fun-facts-and-updates/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-21T19:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/20/the-minority-report-jackass-3d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jackass1-420x0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jackass1-420x0</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, me. I'm so so sorry. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mov_jackass3d_100809-grid-2x2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mov_jackass3d_100809.grid-2x2</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, me. I'm sorry. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T22:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/18/on-the-menu-fitting-in-imported-from-germany/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Mmmm, sweet potato bisque with a side of acculturation! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T20:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/15/sexy-oreo-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/steampunkgoggles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steamPunkGoggles1</image:title><image:caption>Always be looking out for how to look the part. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/slide_3074_45058_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slide_3074_45058_large</image:title><image:caption>Though I was joking about sexy Nemo, didn't you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T11:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/15/a-secret/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-15T21:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/12/the-minority-report-the-social-network/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/the-social-network.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Social-Network</image:title><image:caption>"What is Rashida Jones' character doing here again?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-13T23:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/21/my-boyfriends-facebook-status/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-12T21:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/04/24/dairy-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-09T18:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/08/shes-not-a-racist/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-03T19:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/03/new-video-ghosts/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-26T22:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/01/oreo-infiltration-do-you-think-theyll-find-me-out/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-02T04:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/30/meg-whitman-loves-oreos-coconuts/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-02T04:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/29/ann-coulter-validates-gays-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/coulter_unafraid-cropped-proto-custom_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coulter_unafraid-cropped-proto-custom_2</image:title><image:caption>Such beautiful words. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-03T03:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/11/happy-birthday-funkystarkitty50/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-29T08:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/28/oreo-birthday-win-and-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>...and lead us not into temptation...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T13:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/24/oreo-news-and-thanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lrs_89481-e1285371367935.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8948</image:title><image:caption>I know my curtsey needs work, but please know I mean it sincerely! For reals, thanks for all the readings and commentings and whatnots. I really appreaciate it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lrs_8948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8948</image:title><image:caption>I know my curtsy still needs work, but please know I mean it most humbly and sincerely. Seriously, thanks you guys for all the blog visits! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T02:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/13/the-minority-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-12T17:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/11/the-pros-and-cons-of-having-been-called-colored-at-the-equestrian-center-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/this_is_an_awkward_moment_tshirt-p235746450468288630trlf_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this_is_an_awkward_moment_tshirt-p235746450468288630trlf_400</image:title><image:caption>Embrace it! Awkward moments are good for you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T20:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/05/the-oreo-experience-talks-about-dating-again/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-18T11:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/30/the-minority-report-the-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/the-room-tommy-wiseau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Room-Tommy-Wiseau</image:title><image:caption>Amazing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T02:56:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/23/oreo-advice-navigating-the-n-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/conversation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>conversation</image:title><image:caption>No, please, say whatever you want!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-23T12:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/20/current-events-horse-an-oreopinion/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T20:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/19/dr-laura/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Her basketball buddies clue her in. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-15T19:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/18/looking-for-a-new-name/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T21:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/10/saving-face-when-youre-face-to-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/29039_424652066801_623316801_5396740_5950698_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29039_424652066801_623316801_5396740_5950698_n</image:title><image:caption>Remember: When in doubt, don't go out!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T18:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/08/the-minority-report-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>The End is Near...for type casting??</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-09T15:50:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/07/so-close-to-a-creamy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ph2010080505855.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PH2010080505855</image:title><image:caption>A Harvard degree, straightened hair and if he weren't in sepia tone, the ability to pass the paper bag test?? So close to a top tier Oreo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-08T03:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/04/first-kanye-now-essence-more-options-for-the-oreo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/vanityfairgirls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanityfairgirls1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-04T23:57:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/05/going-solo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/001031_23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001031_23</image:title><image:caption>Just because they put it on doesn't mean you have to move to it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-05T19:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/03/the-black-and-whites-chasing-a-black-and-white/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T20:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/26/cnn-goofs/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-02T21:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/01/roots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/african-americans-wwii-051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>african-americans-wwii-051</image:title><image:caption>This is my great Uncle Lt. Andrew D. Marshall (the ethnic one). This picture is in the Smithsonian and was taken after he was shot down over Greece. Even though 'Tuskegee Airman' just screams ethnic...it's still pretty cool. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-03T01:30:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/26/the-minority-report-on-inception/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Nope, none in here, either. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-29T22:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/29/what-chili-wants-to-hurt-me-apparently/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ec83fb09-670a-4594-9499-8c8ae3141982-widec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ec83fb09-670a-4594-9499-8c8ae3141982.widec</image:title><image:caption>Let's face it. I need you, Flav. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chillidasani.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chillidasani</image:title><image:caption>Oh, Chili, what did I ever do to you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-26T01:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/23/facebook-now-helping-your-actual-unfortunately-colored-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC</image:title><image:caption>Business</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-17T05:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/18/oreo-dating-advice-video/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-28T00:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/19/chris-rocked-my-world-in-a-bad-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/taye-diggs-peopple-sexiest-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taye-diggs-peopple-sexiest-man</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, just wasn't rining a bell. (he does do musical theater and is married to a non color, so he's well on his way to becoming Oreo approved)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-07T04:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/16/word-of-the-week-oreola/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2006_eclipse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2006_ECLIPSE</image:title><image:caption>The Oreo itself may be dark, but the area around it is filled with the whitness radiating from within</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-16T23:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/14/dont-stalk-an-rbp-stalk-an-oreo-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-14T20:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/13/necessary-risk-lebron/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/619144016_9c21bd287b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>619144016_9c21bd287b</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look at him. He probably plays basketball, too, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-13T22:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/12/the-oreo-experience-live-tonight-9-p-m-pst/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/n623316801_9581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>n623316801_9581</image:title><image:caption>Yes, Oreo Barbie will be listening, too</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-13T17:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/08/oreofail-or-win/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gouda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gouda</image:title><image:caption>Also white on the inside</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-12T13:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/06/oreos-always-use-protection/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-22T10:18:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/10/former-black-sport-now-oreo-haven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thumbs_black-jockey-in-riding-silks1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbs_black-jockey-in-riding-silks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thumbs_black-jockey-in-riding-silks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbs_black-jockey-in-riding-silks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/220px-lawn_jockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Lawn_jockey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-13T19:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/01/am-i-a-bad-oreo/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-09T21:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/09/international-need-for-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/501694363_c95f62e93c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>501694363_c95f62e93c</image:title><image:caption>I ate my feelings that day. And they were delicious! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T08:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/02/get-the-loathing-started-young/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/footaction1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>footaction1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-03T00:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/26/its-funny-cause-its/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/write-script-coverage-200x200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>write-script-coverage-200X200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/02nyc_ca0-articlelarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02nyc_CA0-articleLarge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-28T16:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/25/where-am-i-supposed-to-park-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/31259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>31259</image:title><image:caption>*sigh* I guess I will just have to carry a valet around with me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/valet-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valet-3</image:title><image:caption>Hold on there, intense-eyed spikey. Are you asking for my keys, my hand in marraige or my soul.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-26T02:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/22/hipster-jeans-can-save-your-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/02nyc_ca0-articlelarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02nyc_CA0-articleLarge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-17T22:07:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/14/whats-the-oreo-equivalent-for-this-guy-suggestions-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/20080107_actors_masks_18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20080107_actors_masks_18</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes masks fit so well, why bother taking them off, huh Ramin?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sean-hayes-427hr051410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-hayes-427hr051410</image:title><image:caption>Hmm, charming, attractive and talented? Yeah, I definitely don't want this guy pretending to be after me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-17T20:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/05/new-oreo-rule-enjoy-april-fools-day-bc-normally-black-people-dont/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kenyon-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kenyon-martin</image:title><image:caption>Do not try to make this guy laugh--by ruining his $73,000 car. He will not laugh. At all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-06T05:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/01/self-loathing-now-measureable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shocked</image:title><image:caption>Nice that you can see your social phobias in plain, written words, huh?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-16T18:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/24/baby-oreos-coconuts-twinkies/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-01T01:21:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/17/how-to-report-the-news/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-24T20:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/15/rent-a-white-guy-rentanegro-com-why-not-hire-an-oreo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mastercard__visa_card-29950127_std.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mastercard__visa_Card.29950127_std</image:title><image:caption>Major credit cards will be accepted</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-16T00:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/10/spidey-as-an-rbp/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-22T22:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/14/cant-tell-which-hurts-so-good-er/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/red-stiletto-xsmall1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-stiletto-xsmall</image:title><image:caption>If you want to look good, sometimes it has to hurt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/article-0-06045dda000005dc-388_233x371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-0-06045DDA000005DC-388_233x371</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes if you want to look good, it has to hurt first. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/red-stiletto-xsmall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-stiletto-xsmall</image:title><image:caption>Sometime if you want to look good, it has to hurt first. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T02:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/09/good-steak-rbst-hormones-and-minority-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/capture2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capture2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100404_p01_bringing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100404_p01_bringing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T18:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/04/my-heads-all-spinny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spinning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spinning</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T19:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/03/coconut-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/too-yellow-p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>too-yellow-p</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-03T21:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/02/left-right-and-children-everyone-helps-to-make-more-oreos/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-18T10:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/01/men-i-wish-had-been-the-milk-with-my-oreo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hugh_grant1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugh_grant</image:title><image:caption>Totally welcome to sample my scones. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hugh_grant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugh_grant</image:title><image:caption>Totally welcome to eat my scones. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sallyhemmings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SallyHemmings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T00:03:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/28/friday-film-series/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-31T22:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/27/coconuts-pick-verizon-for-coverage-in-spainexico/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2438673129_2b790ff5d2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2438673129_2b790ff5d2</image:title><image:caption>...here "actual" Spain?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-1-17</image:title><image:caption>Verizon's "Spain"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-15T04:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/25/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-texas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/i_heart_tx_texas_tshirt-p235650203364928332q6wh_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i_heart_tx_texas_tshirt-p235650203364928332q6wh_400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-21T19:25:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/14/confession-i-am-in-this-mary-j-blige-video/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-15T21:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/07/mood-disco-tastic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/039_32174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>039_32174</image:title><image:caption>Shiny! Sexy! Soothing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T13:57:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/03/int-whitepals-apartment-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-10T23:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/28/i-feel-like-i-should-have-an-opinion-on-this-video/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-31T22:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/01/not-racist-you-might-have-a-cognitive-disorder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/diverse-people-putting-their-heads-together-thumb6524499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diverse-people-putting-their-heads-together-thumb6524499</image:title><image:caption>Everyone getting along? Better get to a doctor!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-01T20:30:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/17/house-name-fail-self-loathing-win-what-do-you-think/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/129180597672766290.jpg</image:loc><image:title>129180597672766290</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/20938_215522741338_508056338_3620622_1432433_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20938_215522741338_508056338_3620622_1432433_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/29088_115913601779862_115389045165651_97281_4816399_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29088_115913601779862_115389045165651_97281_4816399_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-17T20:31:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/24/the-blind-side-a-final-tribute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/20090822000510_vodka_gimlet_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20090822000510_vodka_gimlet_lg</image:title><image:caption>Mmmm, vodka and limes. Delicious. And helpful. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-18T23:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/21/now-thats-hip-hop-i-can-get-into/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-01T21:07:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/19/non-colors-you-can-help-make-more-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mint_hug_s_p1213956062_781.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mint_hug_s_p1213956062_781</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-20T18:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/18/pretty-and-of-color-you-must-be-a-terrorist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/u1_rima-fakih-crowned.gif</image:loc><image:title>u1_rima-fakih-crowned</image:title><image:caption>How dare she. How. Very. Dare she!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-19T00:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/24/joe-biden-a-white-person-to-the-rescue/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-18T22:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/18/oreo-origins-college/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/penn-state-college-campus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penn-state-college-campus</image:title><image:caption>You learn a lot on a college campus. A lot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/credit-crisis-hits-college-campus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>credit-crisis-hits-college-campus</image:title><image:caption>You learn a lot in those hallowed halls. A lot. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-26T12:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/16/morgan-freeman-oreo-subversive-both/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-17T10:12:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/13/all-the-single-ladies-are-oreos-apparently/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-21T19:04:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/12/cop-claims-a-black-guy-shot-me-makes-case-for-better-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/superbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superbox</image:title><image:caption>Relaxed hair is not just easier to go into the pool with; it's your safety net!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-12T23:39:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/14/diversity-is-as-queer-as-a-2-bill-and-more-photoshop-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/curves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curves</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/april1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>april1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/joybloodyglamour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joybloodyglamour</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-17T20:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/10/your-man-could-smell-like-an-oreo/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-09T19:01:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/10/healthy-reminders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/netflix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Netflix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/capture4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capture4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/0807242020p1000551205b640x4805d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0807242020p1000551205b640x4805d</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bride_and_groom_ornaments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bride_and_Groom_Ornaments</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T03:40:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/10/what-im-doing-with-my-summer-vacay-hanging-out-in-the-az/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/i_heart_arizona_baby_t_shirt-p235214207487897084qzgc_210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i_heart_arizona_baby_t_shirt-p235214207487897084qzgc_210</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-13T00:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/about/important-oreo-info/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wideeyedblue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wideeyedblue</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-16T15:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/about/contact-the-oreo-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-06-15T17:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/29039_424652031801_623316801_5396734_5880269_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29039_424652031801_623316801_5396734_5880269_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-25T19:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/04/28/sandra-does-it-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/louis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T22:17:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/04/19/the-obama-problem-he-knows-where-you-keep-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-23T22:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/04/12/oreo-confessions-i-laughed-at-this-maybe-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/facefullofflour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facefullofflour</image:title><image:caption>Oreo Approved!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-10T15:10:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/15/real-oreos-are-much-more-expensive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-walmart-clearance-fail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-fail-walmart-clearance-fail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-09T19:06:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/04/07/happy-confederate-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2774650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2774650</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-08T16:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/04/05/oreo-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/0719afc404646a7b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0719afc404646a7b</image:title><image:caption>What's missing from this pic? An adorable kind of black girl? Correct!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-05T23:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/31/oreo-advice-turn-slave-labor-into-a-sexy-pasttime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T01:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/24/studios-continue-to-help-us-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mv5bmti3ntm3mjyyov5bml5banbnxkftztcwnza4odyxmw-_v1-_sx400_sy378_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMTI3NTM3MjYyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzA4ODYxMw@@._V1._SX400_SY378_</image:title><image:caption>Producer Chris Columbus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mv5bnziwotq1mzawnv5bml5banbnxkftztcwntaxnjc3mg-_v1-_sx266_sy400_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BNzIwOTQ1MzAwNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTAxNjc3Mg@@._V1._SX266_SY400_</image:title><image:caption>Writer/Director Tate Taylor - dreamy...and creamy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/emma-stone-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emma-Stone-2</image:title><image:caption>Lead Actress Emma Stone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/470_ap_kathryn_stocket_1003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>470_ap_kathryn_stocket_1003</image:title><image:caption>Novelist Kathryn Stockett</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-30T21:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/30/give-this-kid-a-creamy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/applause.jpg</image:loc><image:title>applause</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/werenotworthy128621860874600034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werenotworthy128621860874600034</image:title><image:caption>Yup, I used an lolcat AND a cheesy 90s reference for this photo. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-25T05:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/22/the-benefits-of-blending-in-you-get-to-have-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/egsp5g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egsp5g</image:title><image:caption>Actual lesbians. Actually.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/flzh8n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flzh8n</image:title><image:caption>Real lesbians, per the FFPC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-23T17:12:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/18/americas-next-top-oreo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/simone3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simone3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/simone2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simone2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-18T00:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/15/dont-read-this-book-late-at-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/obamistan-8-new-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obamistan 8 new 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-16T02:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/12/follow-the-rules-and-make-it-easier-for-journalists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-4-01-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-4.01.48-PM</image:title><image:caption>I would have posted this picture even if it didn't go along with the story. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-16T02:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/10/black-rbp-dolls-worth-less/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blackandwhitebarbies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackandwhitebarbies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-10T20:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/09/oreo-origins-because-if-youre-an-rbp-lays-just-arent-good-enough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/oreo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oreo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jamesbrowncookeez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamesbrowncookeez</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/homegirls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homegirls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chumpies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chumpies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rap-snacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rap-Snacks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-10T01:36:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/08/yay-women-win-so-do-of-colors-in-the-most-wonderful-of-ways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sandra-bullock-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandra-bullock-oscars</image:title><image:caption>No, Sandy. Thank YOU! :)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-08T07:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/23/congratulations-to-the-blind-side/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T07:27:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/05/from-the-mouths-of-babes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/happybaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happybaby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-15T13:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/23/the-new-some-of-my-best-friends-are-black/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tomcruisesamurai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tomcruisesamurai</image:title><image:caption>TC - Keeping it Real</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/some_of_my_bestfriends_are_black_tshirt-p235468006254357136trlf_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>some_of_my_bestfriends_are_black_tshirt-p235468006254357136trlf_400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-04T18:05:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/28/back-to-the-basics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gerard-butler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gerard-Butler</image:title><image:caption>I bet if he tried hard enough, he'd be one of us, too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/toiletpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletpaper</image:title><image:caption>It's TOE's paper anniversary! Share a square with us. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-01T19:31:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/24/writing-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/300erniepyletypewriter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300ErniePyleTypewriter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-25T04:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/02/to-my-coconuts-science-makes-it-harder-to-self-loathe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/matador-bullfight-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matador.bullfight.10</image:title><image:caption>He is pissed that science doesn't think all his people look like this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-03T23:29:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/22/australian-of-colors-should-be-thankful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/josh_hoffman_beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josh_Hoffman_beach</image:title><image:caption>Too bad they didn't dress up like this one instead. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/19846404-600x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19846404-600x400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:16:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/26/a-christmas-present-at-the-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/astronaut_jones-main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>astronaut_jones-main</image:title><image:caption>Better times with TM</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/clash-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clash-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nicolas_cage_sorcerers_apprentice-500x498.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nicolas_cage_sorcerers_apprentice-500x498</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cear_downey_01_v.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cear_downey_01_v</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/90612x3_fey_b-gr_07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90612X3_FEY_B-GR_07</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/season-of-the-witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>season-of-the-witch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mpj040957500001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CB068381</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T11:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/19/oreo-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kenneth_branagh_1552564c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kenneth_branagh_1552564c</image:title><image:caption>Chin up, old boy. Next time, mate, I promise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/svdavis_narrowweb__300x3350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>svDAVIS_narrowweb__300x335,0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-24T01:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/18/compton-cookout-at-ucsd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/red-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-cup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-23T01:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/19/depardieu-more-like-depar-do-more-for-us/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-20T04:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/17/a-smudge-er-smidge-of-absolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dibley_071211093205056_wideweb__300x375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dibley_071211093205056_wideweb__300x375</image:title><image:caption>Bonus Oreo points if you get the good vicar to do your ashes for you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancake</image:title><image:caption>Hope you got your fill of vices on Fat Tuesday, because it's time to give up just a little more</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T16:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/17/dialing-up-the-dark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/48556550dc813531_girlscouts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>48556550dc813531_girlscouts</image:title><image:caption>Stick to your diet with nothing more than a weary smile</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-19T02:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/07/oreo-survival-guide-cardio-funk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dsc_0021-medium1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc_0021-medium</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dsc_0021-medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc_0021-medium</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/workout-class2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workout-class2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-08T06:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/05/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-image/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vector-fleur-de-lys-wax-seal-prev-by-dragonart.png</image:loc><image:title>vector-fleur-de-lys-wax-seal-prev-by-dragonart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-05T22:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/03/beautiful-day-to-be-an-rbp/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-09T00:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/02/vanity-fair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vanityfairgirls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanityfairgirls1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-02T19:30:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/02/computers-are-concerned/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-02T07:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/02/oreoorigins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/broken-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken-heart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/oreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oreo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-02T05:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/30/congrats-obama-matthews-forgot-you-were-black/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-31T05:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/01/oreo-on-the-airwaves-or-this-is-why-you-keep-your-distance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/baal-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baal-card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/podcast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>podcast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-07T00:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/30/entendres-double/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the_devils_threesome_tshirt-p235041314146210546qmr8_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_devils_threesome_tshirt-p235041314146210546qmr8_400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/seal-and-heidi-klum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seal-and-heidi-klum</image:title><image:caption>When it comes to dating, you are either in or you are out. Choose wisely so that you say in the game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-02T16:14:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/25/youre-probably-an-oreo-if/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-25T03:17:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/10/28/of-color-students-clearly-skipping-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cliff_notes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cliff_notes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-25T00:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/20/help-for-haiti/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/unknown_maroon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unknown_maroon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-21T06:44:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/19/racism-nearly-over-fox-news-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/6_21_450_williams_juan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6_21_450_williams_juan</image:title><image:caption>We got another one! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/6a00d8341c4e6153ef00e5523be7a38834-800wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341c4e6153ef00e5523be7a38834-800wi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hooray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hooray</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T22:10:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/18/mlk-day-oreo-awards-the-creamies-take-on-the-golden-globes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/red_carpet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red_carpet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/red-carpet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-carpet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/red-carpet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-carpet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-19T05:52:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/13/dear-guy-on-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/text-flirt-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>text-flirt-picture</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/flirt_card_red_blue_wink_emoticon_text_message_business_card-p240422860700521239q04t_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flirt_card_red_blue_wink_emoticon_text_message_business_card-p240422860700521239q04t_400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T16:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/11/recession-breeds-more-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hello-my-name-is.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hello my name is</image:title><image:caption>Choose Carefully! (Oh! And I have a great Jane Austen primer if you need suggestions!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/name-tag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>name-tag</image:title><image:caption>Choose Carefully! (Oh! And I have a great Jane Austen primer if you need suggestions!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/name-tag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>name-tag</image:title><image:caption>Choose Carefully! (Oh, and I have a great Jane Austen primer if you need suggestions!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/nametag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nametag</image:title><image:caption>Choose Carefully! (I do have a great Jane Austen primer if you need suggestions!)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-12T04:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/05/oreo-resolutions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/franklin-covey-planner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>franklin-covey-planner</image:title><image:caption>Nothing feels as good as living in your second quadrant!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/frankcov.gif</image:loc><image:title>frankcov</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-24T16:45:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/04/10/a-few-of-my-favowhite-things-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dscn0001_41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dscn0001_41</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dscn0001_25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dscn0001_25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dscn0001_31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dscn0001_31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dscn0001_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dscn0001_11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dscn00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dscn00011</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-02T04:57:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/02/a-friend-apologizes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/47019777_berlin416gt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_47019777_berlin416gt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/caprice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caprice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-02T22:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/23/oreo-in-verse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/kanji-danger-kiken.png</image:loc><image:title>kanji-danger-kiken</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T20:54:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/21/word-of-the-week-white-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/belcourt-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belcourt-castle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T07:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/10/28/coconuts-show-off-your-self-loathing-with-sex-appeal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/200710081256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200710081256</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sh7672_xl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sh7672_xl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T05:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/16/meeting-minutes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/confusion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>confusion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/meeting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meeting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-09T17:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/24/word-of-the-week-tpsd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/training-pg-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>training-pg-crying</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T02:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/30/word-of-the-week-lightening-storm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T04:58:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/14/word-of-the-week-blacklist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bigstockphoto_shunned_1153633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigstockphoto_Shunned_1153633</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T04:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/20/when-standing-out-gets-you-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/comedysportz3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comedysportz3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-21T04:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/18/areyoualone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads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Control Your Perimeter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/4243.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4243</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-18T18:53:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/08/can-you-paint-with-all-the-colors-of-the-rainbow-of-course-not-silly/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-09T06:50:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/07/word-of-the-week-minoritease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stripper-pole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stripper pole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-07T02:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/12/02/holiday-survival-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ziggy_stardust_stencil_by_wollop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ziggy_Stardust_stencil_by_wollop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/holiday-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holiday-party</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-09T14:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/27/black-friday-shopping-with-the-oreo-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chia-obama.png</image:loc><image:title>chia obama</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T03:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/2009/11/10/oreo-interviews-dale-grocery-store-owner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theoreoexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/grocery-store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grocery 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