All transcriptions of WhitePal conversations accurately reflect actual conversations between me and people who do their best to tolerate having to explain things to me.
INT. OFFICE – THE OREO EXPERIENCE’S DESK – DAY
WHITEPAL, 20s, giggles as she finishes a conversation with TOE.
TOE: Awww, he sounds fun!
WP: Yeah, he’s a cool guy.
TOE: And he’s a real basketball player? Like he’s famous?
WP: Yeah, people know who he is.
TOE: Cool! When are you seeing him again?
WP: He asked if he could see me after the game tonight. I told him I would, but only if he got a Triple Double.
TOE: …. Is that something on In N Out’s secret menu?
Everything's a little better animal style.
(source)
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Still not totally sure what a triple double is, so if someone could enlighten me, that’d be baller! (That use of a basketball-derived slang word’s gotta count for something, right?)
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And the above is so not the only time I’ve had to reach for an urban dictionary….
There was the time me and a WP disagreed over what a toaster was.
And the time we talked politics.
The night we dished about going to karaoke.
That embarrassing experience at an engagement party.
And something about hair products.
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