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I forgot how much I love giraffes!!!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:35:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/16/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-comedy-central-betrayal/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/knp_about1429_320x240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knp_about1429_320x240</image:title><image:caption>No, I don't have an Oreo crush on either of these men. Why on earth would you make an assumption like heyguysi'llbeattheequestioncenterthisweekendifyou'retheretoonobigdeal</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/12/4-reasons-i-will-always-love/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/whitney2520houston-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>whitney%2520houston-5</image:title></image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/02/06/zzzzzzzzzzzzzz/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-02-12T12:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/29/the-help-wins-6-reasons-im-totes-thrilled/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>How did she even know how to properly season a poop in a pie in the first place?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-02-21T00:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/19/4-reasons-newts-child-janitor-plan-effing-rawks/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/newt-gingrich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newt Gingrich</image:title><image:caption>So misunderstood.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/13/insert-star-wars-reference-here-to-provide-segue-into-talking-about-george-lucas/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/uncle-andrew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Andrew</image:title><image:caption>This is him. As seen in the Smithsonian. Museum. You know, that big one. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-16T21:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/about/work-with-the-oreo-experience/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-04-20T15:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2012/01/04/fklection-2012-a-survival-guide-dont-worry-about-the-truth/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/getty_p_010412_mittromneyiowa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Rom</image:title></image><lastmod>2012-01-13T19:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/23/merry-holiday-greetings-seasons-new-year/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweater</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-12-26T15:35:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/17/awkward-holiday-dinner-advice/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-12-28T22:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/07/its-that-time-of-year/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-12-28T15:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/12/01/between-the-lines-some-translations-of-common-conversations/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/his-her-diary-same-say-motocycle.png</image:loc><image:title>his-her-diary-same-say-motocycle</image:title><image:caption>Yes. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-02-15T05:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/24/naughty-holidays-thanksgiving-edition/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-02-07T22:00:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/16/dos-and-donts-for-throwing-a-blackface-party/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/5408103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5408103</image:title><image:caption>C'est manifique! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-29T06:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/15/how-many-people-must-i-hate/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-04-29T06:43:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/11/07/why-am-i-the-only-one/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/horse_face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse_face</image:title><image:caption>Look at that punim!!! You know you want to squish it. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-23T13:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/28/sexy-halloween-costumes-from-the-help/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sexy-watermelon-costume-wm-7003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexy-Watermelon-Costume-WM-7003</image:title><image:caption>This isn't even a dress! It looks like a towel that's been through the dryer one too many times. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-05-28T00:12:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/19/dumb-things-black-women-are-doing-instead-of-getting-married/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/ohnoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ohnoes</image:title><image:caption>Soon they're gonna want jobs and birth control. Ugh! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-02-14T23:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/14/what-will-happen-when-you-go-on-a-daytime-talk-show/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/2007-06-26tomcruise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2007-06-26tomcruise</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, I'm only on earth a short while. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-13T18:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/12/the-oreo-experience-ft-tupac/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-12-01T07:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/06/how-to-take-a-compliment/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/pdance1_1372925c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pdance1_1372925c</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look at it! How can that not be fun!! Oh, because it's in public and people can judge you? Okay, there is that. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T07:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/10/03/nwords/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/llama_613_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llama_613_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Close enough. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T07:41:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/29/dress-nice-and-look-white-science-says-so/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/study-190x190.jpg</image:loc><image:title>study-190×190</image:title><image:caption>Based on these photos, I'm more likely to pick "Dead-eyed Soulless Pedo." But no one asked me to be in this study.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T09:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/27/bigoted-bake-sale-what-do-you-think/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/picture-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture-24</image:title><image:caption>I guess I could have just posted this picture in the first place. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T08:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/26/holy-sht-it-happened/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/sound-of-music.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sound-of-music</image:title><image:caption>Oh Captain Von Trapp, I'll be your nanny...or your nurse...or your mommy/..whatever it takes, really. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-09-27T23:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/22/how-to-make-oreos-step-17-lose-that-leash/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/racist_pet_adoption_banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racist_pet_adoption_banner</image:title><image:caption>Pearl will be there to say hello, too! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T08:22:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/14/professional-human-being-cares-about-blacks-and-thus-proposes-slavery-as-solution-to-unemployment-crisis/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/laffer_art_bio_2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laffer_Art_Bio_2008</image:title><image:caption>Cares about black people. Very much. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-09-28T01:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/13/5-things-guys-hate-is-it-true-fellas/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/olympus-advert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olympus-advert</image:title></image><lastmod>2012-01-25T00:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/10/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-little-girl-doesnt-want-to-be-black-video/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-12-01T09:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/09/trailer-trashing-fall-edition/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-12-01T10:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/09/02/balls-or-which-team-do-you-play-for-or-gatuitious-use-of-euphemisms-for-a-sports-related-post/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tumblr_kr20s5a8ud1qa2cjdo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_kr20s5a8Ud1qa2cjdo1_500</image:title><image:caption>Unofortch, no one is anteing tix to see these fellas play.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T10:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2009/09/06/go-cougs/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3970639.gif</image:loc><image:title>3970639</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-09-02T20:18:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/23/how-im-making-sure-i-never-date-again-598/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/taco_casserole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taco_Casserole</image:title><image:caption>He told me it was going to be a bad date. I should have listened.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T10:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/19/an-open-letter-to-black-guy-behind-niveas-racist-ad/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/6a00d8341c630a53ef015390ce714e970b-600wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341c630a53ef015390ce714e970b-600wi</image:title><image:caption>They're only giving him that award so he'll stop shooting up ho's.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-16T00:31:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/12/helping-the-help-an-faq-for-white-people-to-the-rescue-movies/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/the-help-emma-stone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-help-emma-stone</image:title><image:caption>Besties.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-01T04:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/08/racist-or-just-busy/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-08-14T23:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/07/sappy-songs-on-a-sunday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-08-07T23:48:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/03/reasons-any-offspring-i-may-produce-will-be-embarassed-of-me-347/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/47f86_cine-7-core-coliseum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>47f86_cine-7-core-coliseum</image:title><image:caption>That's right! THIS happens in The Core. Thanks to the stopped rotation of the Earth's core, a lightning storm turns the STONE Colisuem into a giant electrical conductor!! How can you not love a film with balls like that! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-11-03T20:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/03/if-you-cant-say-something-nice/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/phil_dunphy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phil_dunphy</image:title><image:caption>Listen, Phil. I know you're married...and not real. But you know, if anything changes... I'll be right here</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-28T03:07:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/28/talking-vagina-hands-are-big-douchebags/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/summers-eve-lady-wowza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summers-eve-lady-wowza</image:title><image:caption>Yup. That's supposed to be a vagina.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-09T10:45:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/08/02/awkward-questions-and-answers-about-black-hair-an-faq/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/makin_copies1-e1305072616930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makin_copies1-e1305072616930</image:title><image:caption>Aww, haven't an allusion to Rob Schneider in forever! Those are still relevant, right?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-11T16:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/20/oreo-road-trip-3-more-places-to-feel-really-awkward-about-being-black/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/colonial_wedding_712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colonial_wedding_712</image:title><image:caption>The smiles were as genuine as the nostalgia</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-09T10:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/19/prison-3-reasons-to-visit-the-new-day-spa-for-black-dudes/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1047783854_55587ab3f5_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1047783854_55587ab3f5_o</image:title><image:caption>Hey! A cucumber! See - spa-like!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-24T00:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/11/8-other-awesome-things-about-slavery/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/m1_1931782c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>m1_1931782c</image:title><image:caption>She knows what's up with black people. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-06T20:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2009/07/14/qui-namie-pas-frenching/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/frenchrevolution11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrenchRevolution1</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-07-16T14:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/05/3-ways-the-casey-anthony-verdict-was-less-awkward-than-oj/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ht_casey_anthony_nt_110704_wg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ht_casey_anthony_nt_110704_wg</image:title><image:caption>People always look so nice in court. I wonder if legal stylists are cheaper than regular stylists. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-07-13T00:14:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/07/04/holy-rolling-batman-gospel-night-at-skating-rink/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/lrs_8950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8950</image:title><image:caption>I'm very agreeable</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-07-14T01:55:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/30/trailer-trashing-transformers-larry-crowne-monte-carlo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/300_240203.png</image:loc><image:title>300_240203</image:title><image:caption>I know, TP, I was confused and hurt, too. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-07-02T21:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/23/winning/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/tlm1885_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tlm1885_sm</image:title><image:caption>I don't mean to brag, but I can Mikado all. Night. Long.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-06-25T23:47:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/20/truly-magical-black-person/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/whoopiinghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WhoopiInGhost</image:title><image:caption>She was, however, able to get great lamé</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-02T23:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/16/karaoke-fai-win/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/artiste_adam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artiste_adam</image:title><image:caption>Dear Adam, the answer will always be "yes"</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-06-20T04:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2009/10/26/word-of-the-week/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/people-clapping_businesspeople.gif</image:loc><image:title>people-clapping_businesspeople</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-06-16T16:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/15/awkward-conversations/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/653181_coffee_shop_kenson_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>653181_coffee_shop_kenson_2</image:title><image:caption>I mean, just look how awkward this guy is. I would hate to be stuck in a library -- or on a time jumping island -- with this hottie, er...Asian</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-06-16T03:56:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/15/conversations-with-whitepal-karaoke/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-06-15T16:05:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/13/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-doggie-style/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/paris_hilton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paris_hilton</image:title><image:caption>Everyone in this photo is crying on the inside. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-01-29T09:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/06/06/mini-oreos/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/4355590195_5809c95fcc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4355590195_5809c95fcc</image:title><image:caption>Little Oreos</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-06-14T23:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/31/are-we-twins-dopplegangers-or-just-two-black-chicks/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/2db7wr8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2db7wr8</image:title><image:caption>Totally candid. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-06-03T15:57:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/24/win-lose-or-black-salon-visit/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/ellen-damages.png</image:loc><image:title>ellen-damages</image:title><image:caption>She can't hear you. None of them can. I can, though. So stop yelling right behind my lye-covered head.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-06-03T15:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/17/africans-the-gray-area-of-black-v-white/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/195659_623316801_8023449_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>195659_623316801_8023449_n</image:title><image:caption>Africa did give us giraffes - my favorite!! So I guess it's not all bad. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-08-07T02:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/05/04/what%e2%80%99s-up-my-wenches/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/adult-butterfly-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adult-Butterfly-Costume</image:title><image:caption>Sure, that's close enough. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-05-18T16:24:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/29/sometimes-despite-your-best-efforts/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/facepalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facepalm</image:title><image:caption>The above quote is true. I wish to God I were kidding.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-01-02T04:44:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/24/cooking-lessons/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/cumin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cumin</image:title><image:caption>You do not want to see me without my cumin. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-05-02T12:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/20/late-night-safety-lesson/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/adjustmentbureau-022111-0016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AdjustmentBureau-022111-0016</image:title><image:caption>Or mabye my own personal Adjustment Bureau</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-04-21T11:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/19/deep-tan-or-just-too-dark-how-to-tell-if-your-conversation-partner-is-safe/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ugly-snooki-fake-tan-e1291271176928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ugly-Snooki-fake-tan-e1291271176928</image:title><image:caption>...or terrible stylists</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-05-04T04:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/12/stuff-black-people-care-about/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/9788862931366g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9788862931366g</image:title><image:caption>What? It's black and it lists the topics up for discussion. You can see how I was confused. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-05-15T11:05:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/11/oreos-a-z-d-is-for/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/muchado-denzel2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>muchado-denzel2</image:title><image:caption>And Denzel gets the fancy cuffs, too! Much Ado About Nothing? More like Much Ado About Rrrrarrrr! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-04-12T10:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/17/oreos-a-z-c-is-for/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/rolex08_theodore_oconnor_crosscountry_700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rolex08_theodore_oconnor_crosscountry_700</image:title><image:caption>Seriously! If anyone has an extra ticket, or just feels like sponsoring an Oreo, you can have my first born. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-04-11T13:54:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/04/04/conversations-with-whitepal-blindish-date/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/the-porch-45-ft-bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-porch-45-ft-bar</image:title><image:caption>I'll be waiting at the bar, with a single white rose and a little chip on my shoulder.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-04-09T14:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/25/oreo-origins-sleeping-with-an-old-friend/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/aph_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aph_0</image:title><image:caption>If I could get away with dressing like this at work, I totally would. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-03-29T02:26:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/23/dove-washing-away-dirt-oil-and-skin-tone-yay/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dove-campaign-real-beauty-women.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dove-campaign-real-beauty-women</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-05-25T21:49:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/22/why-go-white-212-its-polite/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-05-25T19:25:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/21/soccer-oreo-approved-or-oreo-avoidant/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/david_beckham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David_Beckham</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, was there a game going on? </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-04-10T13:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/18/post-patricks-day-puzzling/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tmarshall-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TMarshall-young</image:title><image:caption>...or on Thurgood Marshall Thursdays. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-03-18T18:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/15/why-go-white-reason-415-better-emails/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/readinglevel3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReadingLevel3</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-03-22T00:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/10/trying-to-get-sassy-winning-video/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-03-22T14:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/09/diary-of-a-mad-whitish-black-woman-ash-wednesday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/lenten_ashes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lenten_ashes</image:title><image:caption>Can we not get these in white or something? Maybe a powder blue?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-03T13:43:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/07/black-friend-application/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bff_stickers-p217832341800313084836x_325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bff_stickers-p217832341800313084836x_325</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-03-08T09:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/04/trailer-trashing/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/beastly-nph_5101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neil Patrick Harris – Will</image:title><image:caption>NPH can be my fairy godhottie any day. Yup, "fairy godhottie." I said it.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-05-09T16:52:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/03/01/charlie-sheens-ethnic-epicness/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/charlie_sheen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie_sheen</image:title><image:caption>If that's not the wide-eyed stare of a devoted mentor, I don't know what is. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-03-03T18:27:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/27/oscar-haikus/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>More like Vicky, Christina, Barce-sexy! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-03-01T02:56:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/24/i-can-haz-blackface-like-beyonce/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/zwartepieten.png</image:loc><image:title>zwartepieten</image:title><image:caption>It's a holiday tradition! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-03-20T21:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/16/anything-they-can-do-blacks-can-do-better-hospitals/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Get used to it, black people. Whether the ambulances are scurrying you away from the drive by or just double checking the doctor's work, apparently, you're going to be seeing a lot of them. Statistics say so! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-02-23T00:02:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/15/awesomely-awkward-jumprope/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Wondering if what's on the tip of your tongue is odd or offensive? Say it anyway! It might just be a compliment in disguise.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-02-24T14:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/14/black-guy-or-white-guy-see-if-you-can-tell/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>I will always hold a candle for you, Mr. F.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-05-08T00:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/11/4-ways-to-grow-your-blanchetourage/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/811_image-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>811_image-17</image:title><image:caption>The kids get it, too! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-02-15T07:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/22/an-oreo-guide-to-sports/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Jacob. Yeah, you've got the abs. But you've also got a tan. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-02-07T01:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/06/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-whats-up-with-all-the-black-people/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/whereswaldo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WheresWaldo</image:title><image:caption>This is how I normally do it. Can you find me??</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-02-11T22:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/02/01/oreos-a-z-b-is-for/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/england-flag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>england-flag[1]</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-11-16T00:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/24/it-hurts-so-good-ii/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/family-guy-pop-lock-and-drop-it1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Family-Guy-Pop-Lock-and-Drop-it[1]</image:title><image:caption>Though to be fair, I probably looked this white doing it. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-02-03T05:32:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/18/envelopes-red-carpets-and-self-loathing-oh-my/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/vareity1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vareity1</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-01-24T13:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/13/oreos-a-z-a-is-for-afro/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sadafroperson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sadafroperson[1]</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-01-31T04:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/10/dog-tags/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-01-19T01:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/04/uck-finn-4-reasons-why-the-n-word-should-stay-in/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/huck41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huck4[1]</image:title><image:caption>So they want to get rid of the n-word, but not the references to kids smoking?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-01-05T04:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2011/01/03/the-oreo-experience-ft-rhianna-video/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-01-03T19:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2009/03/24/hello-world/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cute-tennis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute tennis</image:title></image><lastmod>2012-03-07T14:13:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/28/always-use-protection-5-ways-to-avoid-kwanzaa/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/kwanzaa-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kwanzaa-Family</image:title><image:caption>Be afraid. Be very afraid. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-31T00:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/23/when-a-white-thing-goes-all-black-spin-class/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/e12337fd11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>E12337FD1[1]</image:title><image:caption>I love how exercise makes you love and hate yourself simultaneously. On one hand--yay physical activity. On the other--boo, I need more physical activity!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-27T06:24:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/13/white-on-the-inside-christmas/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-12-22T18:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/26/happy-birthday-sarah-jay/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-12-27T06:23:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/21/2209/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/thor-20060807000751884_640w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thor-20060807000751884_640w</image:title><image:caption>Don't eff with Thor. He'll make it hurt. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-01-31T04:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/20/the-proof-is-in-the-photo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/youngoreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youngoreo</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-12-21T22:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/17/a-sexy-little-post-5-ways-cosmo-is-trying-to-kill-your-lover/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bedroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedroom</image:title><image:caption>Cosmopolitan Magazine: Turning bedrooms into torture chambers since 1886.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-01-13T16:27:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/16/teasing-through-teasers/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/335794-yogi-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>335794-yogi-bear</image:title><image:caption>Being brown's tough. But he makes the most of it. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-17T21:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/15/this-is-also-why-we-cant-go-to-nice-places/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/black-coffee-table.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-coffee-table</image:title><image:caption>Another black table</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-20T21:31:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/11/dairy-of-a-mad-black-white-woman-chicken-and-waffles-and-shame/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/nighthawks460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nighthawks460</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if this restauranteur would have understood. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-04-14T02:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2009/03/29/why-self-loathe/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-12-12T03:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/10/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-gmail-ad-fail/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/gmailtp.png</image:loc><image:title>gmailtp</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-12-12T03:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/02/trailer-talk-3/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/03kour-1902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03kour.1902</image:title><image:caption>It's "Black Swan"...not Blaaaack Swizan</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-12T03:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/09/teasing-from-teasers/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bestof2010_tempest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bestof2010_tempest[1]</image:title><image:caption>Happy he's not an RBP</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-14T07:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/12/01/celebrity-surgery-to-change-ethnicity-and-launch-careers/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/margolis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>margolis</image:title></image><lastmod>2012-03-10T19:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/29/oreofail-john-hughes-its-not-too-soon-for-this-right/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ferrisbueller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferrisbueller</image:title><image:caption>No, sir, you are not cute or charming...but do you wanna get a coffee or something?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-30T23:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/26/cnn-tells-blacks-how-to-be/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/soledad_obrien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soledad_OBrien</image:title><image:caption>Want to know what black is? This lady will tell you. She knows. She does research</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-29T18:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/11/trailer-talk/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/rachel_mcadams_biography-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rachel_McAdams_Biography-2</image:title><image:caption>If anyone can turn things around, it's you RM! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-29T18:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/19/trailer-talk-2/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/white-material-poster_280x415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-material-poster_280x415</image:title><image:caption>Can you buy it by the cord instead of just the yard?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-29T18:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/22/tv-show-fades-to-black-then-fades/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/18-to-life-cw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18-to-life-cw</image:title><image:caption>18 To Life: Kids Get Married Too Youn</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-29T21:40:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/24/this-is-why-we-cant-go-to-nice-places/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/velvet_20rope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>velvet_20rope</image:title><image:caption>The rope is there for a reason. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-04-23T17:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/18/aunt-jemima-is-sweet-butterworth-is-shunned/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/terri-lynn-weaver-aunt-jemimah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terri-lynn-weaver-aunt-jemimah</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-11-18T19:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/11/looking-good-from-behind/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/turtleneck_top_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turtleneck_Top_2</image:title><image:caption>The right clothes protect you from the elements...and from yourself. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-14T03:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/08/the-minority-report-megamind/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cob_megamind_11-05-2010_dj1i6ud3-embedded-prod_affiliate-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COB_Megamind_11-05-2010_DJ1I6UD3.embedded.prod_affiliate.81</image:title><image:caption>Rejoicing at his advanced tickets to For Colored Girls. He is of color, after all. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-03-05T15:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/03/craigslist-missed-connections-swinging/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/282604_7380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>282604_7380</image:title><image:caption>One, two, rock-step, one, two, rock-step....away from ethnic norms. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-08T23:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/25/a-note-to-the-ladies-of-color-i-met-saturday-night-on-hollywood-blvd/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/lacing2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lacing2</image:title><image:caption>Unless you have a team like this, just go with one dress size up. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-25T22:10:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/21/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-and-tell-everyone/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/lady-gaga-meat-dress-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga-meat-dress-21</image:title><image:caption>Which is scarier, Juan? A burka or this?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-22T18:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/21/oreo-fun-facts-and-updates/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-21T19:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/20/the-minority-report-jackass-3d/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mov_jackass3d_100809-grid-2x2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mov_jackass3d_100809.grid-2×2</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, me. I'm sorry. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-20T22:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/18/on-the-menu-fitting-in-imported-from-germany/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Mmmm, sweet potato bisque with a side of acculturation! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-20T20:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/15/sexy-oreo-costumes/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/slide_3074_45058_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slide_3074_45058_large</image:title><image:caption>Though I was joking about sexy Nemo, didn't you?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-19T16:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/15/a-secret/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-15T21:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/12/the-minority-report-the-social-network/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/the-social-network.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Social-Network</image:title><image:caption>"What is Rashida Jones' character doing here again?"</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-13T23:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/21/my-boyfriends-facebook-status/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-12T21:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/09/4-ways-to-eat-chicken/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-13T06:46:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2009/04/24/dairy-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-2/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-09T18:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/08/shes-not-a-racist/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-11-03T19:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/03/new-video-ghosts/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-26T22:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/10/01/oreo-infiltration-do-you-think-theyll-find-me-out/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-02T04:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/30/meg-whitman-loves-oreos-coconuts/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-10-02T04:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/29/ann-coulter-validates-gays-oreos/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/coulter_unafraid-cropped-proto-custom_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coulter_unafraid-cropped-proto-custom_2</image:title><image:caption>Such beautiful words. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-10-03T03:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/11/11/happy-birthday-funkystarkitty50/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-09-29T08:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/28/oreo-birthday-win-and-fail/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>...and lead us not into temptation...</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-09-29T08:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/24/oreo-news-and-thanks/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lrs_8948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LRS_8948</image:title><image:caption>I know my curtsy still needs work, but please know I mean it most humbly and sincerely. Seriously, thanks you guys for all the blog visits! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-09-28T16:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/13/the-minority-report/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-09-12T17:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/11/the-pros-and-cons-of-having-been-called-colored-at-the-equestrian-center-today/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/this_is_an_awkward_moment_tshirt-p235746450468288630trlf_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this_is_an_awkward_moment_tshirt-p235746450468288630trlf_400</image:title><image:caption>Embrace it! Awkward moments are good for you!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2011-12-02T20:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/09/05/the-oreo-experience-talks-about-dating-again/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-05-07T21:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/30/the-minority-report-the-room/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/the-room-tommy-wiseau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Room-Tommy-Wiseau</image:title><image:caption>Amazing.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-09-06T20:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/23/oreo-advice-navigating-the-n-word/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/conversation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>conversation</image:title><image:caption>No, please, say whatever you want!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-09-06T20:10:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/20/current-events-horse-an-oreopinion/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-08-27T20:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/19/dr-laura/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Her basketball buddies clue her in. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-09-15T19:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/18/looking-for-a-new-name/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-08-27T21:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/10/saving-face-when-youre-face-to-face/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/29039_424652066801_623316801_5396740_5950698_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29039_424652066801_623316801_5396740_5950698_n</image:title><image:caption>Remember: When in doubt, don't go out!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2012-03-10T15:11:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/08/the-minority-report-2012/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>The End is Near...for type casting??</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-08-09T15:50:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/07/so-close-to-a-creamy/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ph2010080505855.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PH2010080505855</image:title><image:caption>A Harvard degree, straightened hair and if he weren't in sepia tone, the ability to pass the paper bag test?? So close to a top tier Oreo!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-08-08T03:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/04/first-kanye-now-essence-more-options-for-the-oreo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/vanityfairgirls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanityfairgirls1</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-08-04T23:57:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/05/going-solo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/001031_23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001031_23</image:title><image:caption>Just because they put it on doesn't mean you have to move to it. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-08-05T19:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/03/the-black-and-whites-chasing-a-black-and-white/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-08-27T20:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/26/cnn-goofs/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-08-02T21:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/08/01/roots/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/african-americans-wwii-051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>african-americans-wwii-051</image:title><image:caption>This is my great Uncle Lt. Andrew D. Marshall (the ethnic one). This picture is in the Smithsonian and was taken after he was shot down over Greece. Even though 'Tuskegee Airman' just screams ethnic...it's still pretty cool. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-08-03T01:30:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/26/the-minority-report-on-inception/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Nope, none in here, either. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-29T22:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/29/what-chili-wants-to-hurt-me-apparently/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/chillidasani.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chillidasani</image:title><image:caption>Oh, Chili, what did I ever do to you?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-26T01:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/23/facebook-now-helping-your-actual-unfortunately-colored-face/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC</image:title><image:caption>Business</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-12-17T05:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/18/oreo-dating-advice-video/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-05-28T00:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/19/chris-rocked-my-world-in-a-bad-way/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/taye-diggs-peopple-sexiest-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taye-diggs-peopple-sexiest-man</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, just wasn't rining a bell. (he does do musical theater and is married to a non color, so he's well on his way to becoming Oreo approved)</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-09-07T04:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/16/word-of-the-week-oreola/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/2006_eclipse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2006_ECLIPSE</image:title><image:caption>The Oreo itself may be dark, but the area around it is filled with the whitness radiating from within</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-16T23:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/14/dont-stalk-an-rbp-stalk-an-oreo-instead/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-07-14T20:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/13/necessary-risk-lebron/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/619144016_9c21bd287b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>619144016_9c21bd287b</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look at him. He probably plays basketball, too, right?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-13T22:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/12/the-oreo-experience-live-tonight-9-p-m-pst/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/n623316801_9581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>n623316801_9581</image:title><image:caption>Yes, Oreo Barbie will be listening, too</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-13T17:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/08/oreofail-or-win/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/gouda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gouda</image:title><image:caption>Also white on the inside</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-12T13:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/06/oreos-always-use-protection/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-11-17T16:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/10/former-black-sport-now-oreo-haven/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/220px-lawn_jockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Lawn_jockey</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-07-13T19:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/01/am-i-a-bad-oreo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-07-09T21:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/09/international-need-for-oreos/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/501694363_c95f62e93c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>501694363_c95f62e93c</image:title><image:caption>I ate my feelings that day. And they were delicious! </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-19T21:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/02/get-the-loathing-started-young/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/footaction1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>footaction1</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-07-03T00:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/26/its-funny-cause-its/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/02nyc_ca0-articlelarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02nyc_CA0-articleLarge</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-06-28T16:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/25/where-am-i-supposed-to-park-this/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/valet-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valet-3</image:title><image:caption>Hold on there, intense-eyed spikey. Are you asking for my keys, my hand in marraige or my soul.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-06-26T02:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/22/hipster-jeans-can-save-your-life/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/02nyc_ca0-articlelarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02nyc_CA0-articleLarge</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-10-17T22:07:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/14/whats-the-oreo-equivalent-for-this-guy-suggestions-please/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/sean-hayes-427hr051410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-hayes-427hr051410</image:title><image:caption>Hmm, charming, attractive and talented? Yeah, I definitely don't want this guy pretending to be after me!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-06-17T20:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/05/new-oreo-rule-enjoy-april-fools-day-bc-normally-black-people-dont/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/kenyon-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kenyon-martin</image:title><image:caption>Do not try to make this guy laugh--by ruining his $73,000 car. He will not laugh. At all.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-07-06T05:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/07/01/self-loathing-now-measureable/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/shocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shocked</image:title><image:caption>Nice that you can see your social phobias in plain, written words, huh?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-06-16T18:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/24/baby-oreos-coconuts-twinkies/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2012-01-01T01:21:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/17/how-to-report-the-news/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-06-24T20:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/15/rent-a-white-guy-rentanegro-com-why-not-hire-an-oreo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/mastercard__visa_card-29950127_std.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mastercard__visa_Card.29950127_std</image:title><image:caption>Major credit cards will be accepted</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-06-16T00:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/10/spidey-as-an-rbp/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-06-22T22:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/06/14/cant-tell-which-hurts-so-good-er/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/red-stiletto-xsmall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-stiletto-xsmall</image:title><image:caption>Sometime if you want to look good, it has to hurt first. 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How. Very. Dare she!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-05-19T00:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/24/joe-biden-a-white-person-to-the-rescue/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-05-18T22:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/05/18/oreo-origins-college/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/credit-crisis-hits-college-campus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>credit-crisis-hits-college-campus</image:title><image:caption>You learn a lot in those hallowed halls. 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missing from this pic? An adorable kind of black girl? Correct!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-04-05T23:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/31/oreo-advice-turn-slave-labor-into-a-sexy-pasttime/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-03T01:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/24/studios-continue-to-help-us-out/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/470_ap_kathryn_stocket_1003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>470_ap_kathryn_stocket_1003</image:title><image:caption>Novelist Kathryn Stockett</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-03-30T21:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/30/give-this-kid-a-creamy/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/werenotworthy128621860874600034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werenotworthy128621860874600034</image:title><image:caption>Yup, I used an lolcat AND a cheesy 90s reference for this photo. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-03-25T05:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/22/the-benefits-of-blending-in-you-get-to-have-kids/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/flzh8n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flzh8n</image:title><image:caption>Real lesbians, per the FFPC</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-03-23T17:12:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/18/americas-next-top-oreo/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/simone2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simone2</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-03-18T00:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/15/dont-read-this-book-late-at-night/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/obamistan-8-new-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obamistan 8 new 1</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-03-16T02:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/12/follow-the-rules-and-make-it-easier-for-journalists/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-4-01-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-4.01.48-PM</image:title><image:caption>I would have posted this picture even if it didn't go along with the story. </image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-03-16T02:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/10/black-rbp-dolls-worth-less/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/blackandwhitebarbies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackandwhitebarbies</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-03-10T20:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/09/oreo-origins-because-if-youre-an-rbp-lays-just-arent-good-enough/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/rap-snacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rap-Snacks</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-03-10T01:36:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/03/08/yay-women-win-so-do-of-colors-in-the-most-wonderful-of-ways/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/sandra-bullock-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandra-bullock-oscars</image:title><image:caption>No, Sandy. 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Next time, mate, I promise</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-02-24T01:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/18/compton-cookout-at-ucsd/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/red-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red-cup</image:title></image><lastmod>2011-03-23T01:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/19/depardieu-more-like-depar-do-more-for-us/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-02-20T04:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/17/a-smudge-er-smidge-of-absolution/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancake</image:title><image:caption>Hope you got your fill of vices on Fat Tuesday, because it's time to give up just a little more</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-02-18T00:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/17/dialing-up-the-dark/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/48556550dc813531_girlscouts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>48556550dc813531_girlscouts</image:title><image:caption>Stick to your diet with nothing more than a weary smile</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-02-19T02:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/07/oreo-survival-guide-cardio-funk/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/workout-class2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workout-class2</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-02-08T06:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/05/diary-of-a-mad-white-black-woman-image/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/vector-fleur-de-lys-wax-seal-prev-by-dragonart.png</image:loc><image:title>vector-fleur-de-lys-wax-seal-prev-by-dragonart</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-02-05T22:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/03/beautiful-day-to-be-an-rbp/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-02-09T00:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/02/vanity-fair/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/vanityfairgirls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanityfairgirls1</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-02-02T19:30:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/02/computers-are-concerned/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-02-02T07:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/02/oreoorigins/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/oreo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oreo</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-02-02T05:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/30/congrats-obama-matthews-forgot-you-were-black/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-01-31T05:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/02/01/oreo-on-the-airwaves-or-this-is-why-you-keep-your-distance/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/podcast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>podcast</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-06-07T00:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://theoreoexperience.com/2010/01/30/entendres-double/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://oreowriter.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/seal-and-heidi-klum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seal-and-heidi-klum</image:title><image:caption>When it comes to dating, you are either in or you are out. 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Medea and Jason, this was a Greek 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