Comments for The Oreo Experience

Comment on The Oreo Experience Talks about Dating Again by GentlemanPlayer

GentlemanPlayer — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 08:40:40 +0000

“Do you know how much an emperor penguin weighs?.” [She says, "I don't know. How much?"]
“Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is ____.”

So cheesy that there’s no reason why it wouldn’t work. Haha.

Comment on The Oreo Experience Talks about Dating Again by ierotic.

ierotic. — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:34:38 +0000

Pickup lines? Pahaha, I don’t get any. Actually, I think I’ve only gotten one tossed at me before, and it was from a guy without basic comprehension of english and hygiene. While I was at work, in an unflattering highlighter yellow polo.

“Say, you gotta boyfriend?”
“Yep.” (I lied.)
“Do he go through your texts and stuff?”
*I raise an eyebrow* “Yeah.’
“I’m sayin’ maybe we can talk later after you get offa work…”
“Uh…ahaha….NO.”
“Why?”
“You’re not my type.”
*he walks off*

Yep, a real gem, that one.

My type? I can’t remember if I’ve listed it before, I probably have. Anyway, as long as he’s a Christian, into MCR and he looks like Andy Sixx (google him), he’s got a greenlight. XD

Comment on The Minority Report – The Room by Jennie

Jennie — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:09:53 +0000

Welcome to the cult.

Lori, it truly is that bad. That’s one of the better scenes, that halfway makes sense. It’s gloriously terrible, and gets worse/”better” with each viewing. I’ve been 3-4 times, and it is still one of the best cinematic experiences ever. EVER.

Comment on The Minority Report – The Room by Lori

Lori — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:56:21 +0000

Wow. If the rest of the movie is anything like this clip, your blog post was dead on. Even if there’s not much to the script, if the acting’s good enough, at least they have something to bring to the table.

Comment on The Minority Report – The Room by Brad

Brad — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:34:23 +0000

OMG! that was horrible. I’ve heard of this but never seen just how bad it is. Weird dialogue. Strange ominous music, bad ADR. I must see this at some point.

Comment on Looking For a New Name by John

John — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:08:40 +0000

Tyler Perry Advocates is painfully funny. Maybe call them Flintstones? That’s light hearted and fun. Maybe a zany sound effect like a Boing or an AWOOOGA.

Comment on Current Events + Horse = An Oreopinion by John

John — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:22:26 +0000

The horror!

Comment on The Black-and-Whites chasing a Black and White by John

John — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:19:17 +0000

That poor poor child. Grounded for four days without video games and booked a gig on the Today show. Poor widdow guy. I sure would hate to be grounded and sent on national television.

Comment on Oreo Advice – Navigating the N Word by tish

tish — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:51:49 +0000

have i told you lately that i luv you? lol…

Comment on Oreo Advice – Navigating the N Word by Karume

Karume — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:31:10 +0000

One of your finer posts my dear. Well said and always witty. Keep up the good work spy!