Oreo Advice – Turn Slave Labor into a Sexy Pasttime
March 31, 2010Picking cotton was a tedious and painful job endured by millions of slaves in the US for profit they never got to see.
What better then to say that you enjoy as an Oreo! Few things will throw people off your ethnic scent like appreciating a task that scarred the hands and lives of your ancestors!
Thanks, then to Cotton USA for making that conversation piece more possible.
(And thanks to friends at Sociological Images for the tip and link!)
A good romp through a prickly, spiky cotton field with basket in hand has the potential to remind an of color of a terrible institution and possibly illicit a sense of allegiance to one’s race.
But not for a well-trained Oreo. Instead, that same romp will bring feelings of relaxation and ease as you help make others more comfortable with a country’s sketchy past.
Bonus points if you include in your discussion that with the advent of technology like the cotton gin, picking and separating cotton wasn’t all that difficult in the end.
Who doesn't like to work outdoors?
Want more Oreo Advice? Check out: More Good Oreo Conversation Starters, Great Moments in Advertising, and When Being Black Can Actually Help You Out
wait one cotton picking minute…
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