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Black Friday Shopping with The Oreo Experience

November 27, 2009

After celebrating a day that commemorates a time when people first learned just how much of their culture could be wiped away, The Oreo Experience is taking part in another important American tradition and starting Christmas shopping.

Before buying for family and friends, I must reach out to non Oreo acquaintances with a very special gift that will ease them into their transition by honoring our president and also reminding them how the pain of a hair relaxer pales in comparison to the embarrassment of untreated hair. 

By New Years, I trust that their patriotism will be in in place, as will their self loathing.

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